I listen to hot 99.5

Probably mentioned, but i love mayo and mayo based food.

I wear Birkenstocks almost every day, all year. Bostons, Mayari, Gizeh, Arizona. To work. The women in heels at work side-eye my Birks, so I know it bothers people.

I also recently wore Crocs to the symphony. I was wearing a long dress, but you could definitely see the Crocs. Off-white Crocs, black dress. I am shameless.

Anonymous wrote:I stuff my Thanksgiving turkey and I'll never do it any other way.

Just don't put hot stuffing in it and overnight it in the fridge.

I stuff my Thanksgiving turkey and I'll never do it any other way.

I drink soda once or twice a month.

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Anonymous wrote:I use produce bags and empty food bread bags to pick up my dog’s poop.

I actually saw someone do this the other day and it drives me crazy. I don't think you're trashy, for the record, but you can buy biodegradable dog poop bags which are way better than wrapping it up in plastic that will never disintegrate. Just something to think about.

The first PP is reusing the plastic bags. They already exist. Either way they’re going in the landfill.

Anonymous wrote:I don’t wipe my ass after taking a dump

Same here. I have people for that.

Anonymous wrote:I take the public bus (not in DC area)

Ew.

Anonymous wrote:I drink Diet Coke and occasionally eat basic candy (like skittles or rolos).

I drink regular Coke and eat basic candy (skittles, smarties, Reeses). I wonder if people think regular Coke is worse than diet Coke. I feel like they do because it has SUGAR in it. The horrors.

Anonymous wrote:I use produce bags and empty food bread bags to pick up my dog’s poop.

I actually saw someone do this the other day and it drives me crazy. I don't think you're trashy, for the record, but you can buy biodegradable dog poop bags which are way better than wrapping it up in plastic that will never disintegrate. Just something to think about.

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Anonymous wrote:I also vacation in ocean city!
I don’t get mani/pedis.
I send my kids to public school.

Not getting mani pedis is not trashy. Quote the opposite, actually.

No honey. Getting mani/pedis is trashy

I'm genuinely curious--what is the non-trashy way to wear your nails? Unpolished? Clear? I do my own nails but find it funny that getting a manicure is trashy.

It’s not trashy. And even if some judgmental internet stranger thinks it is - do you really care?

Getting mani/pedis is indeed trashy. Take a good look at the ladies getting them. ALL TRASHY.

Once a woman reaches a certain age, they need someone to do their feet. Most of the women I see getting manicures at the salon are over 65.

The Queen was always perfectly manicured and so is the Princess of Wales. I’ll believe them over pp.

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Anonymous wrote:I love my vacations in Myrtle Beach and I like eating at the Olive Garden in Tysons.

I am obsessed with Outer Banks, especially in September. Easily can spend a month there.

That is trash

Why? I grew up in Europe, and we used to vacation in south France all the time, occasionally in Italy, Croatia, Montenegro, Spain and Portugal. I think Outer Banks beaches are much much nicer than any European.

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Anonymous wrote:Also had a child “out of wedlock” 😆

Same! We live together in sin; paycheck to paycheck and were old when they were born.

We rent.

I love eating with my fingers.

I say y'all and call people hon. Am neither southern nor from Baltimore.

Bum

We had our kids before marriage.