I’m addicted to diet coke

Anonymous wrote:Also had a child “out of wedlock” 😆

Same! We live together in sin; paycheck to paycheck and were old when they were born.

We rent.

I love eating with my fingers.

I say y'all and call people hon. Am neither southern nor from Baltimore.

All of them.

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Anonymous wrote:My DH and I are both 60. We have been together 40 years.
I still him b.j.s on long car rides.

Nasty

+1

That’s beyond gross. It’s low class and trailer park, not even trashy.

I’m assuming you don’t think that whatever 2 consenting adults want to do is fine? Do you only have sex through a hole cut in a sheet?

They are 60, not 20. Have a little more class.

So? Do you think people should be confined to their bedrooms or wheelchairs at 60? 60 y.o. today are very active.

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Anonymous wrote:I love my vacations in Myrtle Beach and I like eating at the Olive Garden in Tysons.

I am obsessed with Outer Banks, especially in September. Easily can spend a month there.

That is trash

Anonymous wrote:I love my vacations in Myrtle Beach and I like eating at the Olive Garden in Tysons.

I am obsessed with Outer Banks, especially in September. Easily can spend a month there.

Anonymous wrote:I pick my ass and smell it

Da hell

I pick my ass and smell it

Anonymous wrote:Also had a child “out of wedlock” 😆

So did I, intentionally. Didn't face a lot of criticism though. It was after 16 years together when a whole bunch of friends were divorcing so most people were just like, "holy shit, we thought it would never happen, good for you!"

Anonymous wrote:Living in pg county, Fairfax, Woodbridge, or Stafford.

One of these is not like the other.

Goodwill > new, pretty much always

I don’t pretend to have a perfectly clean house all the time. I realized that was a performance, one that made me lose time I could spend on more valuable things, and that I could stop performing.

I let my dog on the sofa. Whatever.

We sometimes use mason jars as drinking glasses.

I am a 56 year old executive and lawyer and have a large tattoo on my arm.

My trucker hat. You can pry it from my cold dead head

I like hot dogs, even without the bun!

I find nothing horrifying about letting my toddler occasionally order pancakes for dinner.

Used bags, clothes etc from eBay are just fine!

Not great at keeping my house clean or neat.

I have a tendency to slip into the poverty-mentality type of hoarding. I’m not sure why. Needs constant self-monitoring and is very slow to improve with practice!

I’m usually barefoot in the house.

I feel like my manners have been slipping in recent years. I’d like to work on them.

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Anonymous wrote:I also vacation in ocean city!
I don’t get mani/pedis.
I send my kids to public school.

Not getting mani pedis is not trashy. Quote the opposite, actually.

No honey. Getting mani/pedis is trashy

I'm genuinely curious--what is the non-trashy way to wear your nails? Unpolished? Clear? I do my own nails but find it funny that getting a manicure is trashy.

It’s not trashy. And even if some judgmental internet stranger thinks it is - do you really care?

Getting mani/pedis is indeed trashy. Take a good look at the ladies getting them. ALL TRASHY.

Once a woman reaches a certain age, they need someone to do their feet. Most of the women I see getting manicures at the salon are over 65.

“Manicures” on feet are called pedicures. You need someone else to do them if you lack mobility or adequate vision and fine motor control. It doesn’t align neatly with age.

I shower less than you probably think I should.