This thread is weird.

Fwiw, if you have a back injury (like me) I cannot get up and down off the ground very easily and that includes kneeling and bending.

As long as you use a mat (or bring a table cloth before you eat) I don't think it matters at all if you use a changing table.

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Anonymous wrote:I get stuff happens, but just to be considerate, why isn’t this done on a bench or the ground!?!? Come on, people are doing this because it’s more comfortable and convenient. It’s not sanitary.

Is it any more sanitary or safe to put your baby on the ground?

Other people don't EAT off the ground. God, you people cannot be this dim.

Hint: squirrels, birds, etc have teeny tiny animal brains with no critical thought. They are incapable of thinking "hmm, this is a surface for people to eat food. Perhaps I won't deposit sh*t here, when there's another choice 2 feet away of changing the diaper on the bench, which already exists not for food, but for butts." Apparently some entitled mommies have the critical thinking ability of a tufted titmouse.

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Anonymous wrote:Uh oh. We can't say picnic anymore. Picnic tables have to be renamed!! Hmmm... outdoor meal table??

You need to get off the conservative blogs.

—very liberal AA mom and history teacher

Tsk tsk. You used the word mother, which has been banned by the current US congress. You're just a birthing person now.

Qanon has entered the thread

I'm a liberal and I can't get on board with the birthing person BS. Unfortunately that's not a conspiracy theory.

Once again, "liberal" (yeah, right), Congress does not BAN words. Go stand outside Congress, bring your mom or a mom you know with you and loudly call them a mother (do not add the obscene second half you may be considering -- just "mother"). You will not be arrested. Grow up.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m honestly curious if the people who say it’s fine to change a baby on a picnic table change their kids on their dining room tables or kitchen counters. Is it only ok because you don’t have to deal with the surface after you use it in this manner?

Yes i do. I also change them on the couch upon which you sit

Oh, you're a pig. OK. Thanks for letting us know.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Uh oh. We can't say picnic anymore. Picnic tables have to be renamed!! Hmmm... outdoor meal table??

You need to get off the conservative blogs.

—very liberal AA mom and history teacher

Tsk tsk. You used the word mother, which has been banned by the current US congress. You're just a birthing person now.

Congress doesn't BAN words. You're an imbecile. Toddle off to Parler 2.0.

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Anonymous wrote:Lighten up Francis

+1. It's not your personal table, OP. If you're that neurotic, bring your own folding table.

I’m the OP, and yep... never eating on a playground changing table again.

Bye Felicia

Wow. This is so two years ago. I'm embarrassed for you. Do try to keep up.

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Anonymous wrote:Why is this common practice? It’s sooo gross. I don’t care if you have a mat. People are supposed to eat there. No one is disinfecting it.

You need to send this memo to the birds, insects, and small mammals that crap on that table nonstop.

Back in my early 20s, before kids and serious relationships, I had sex at night on a few picnic tables.

Gross I know, but young lust knows no bounds.

OMG there could have been baby poop on that table GROSSSSSSS

Anonymous wrote:There are a lot of responses here that indicate to me that people are confused about how diapers are changed. What is going on in these cases where poop is being smeared all around baby, parent, and table? Lol

I wouldn’t even bat an eye at this.

+1. Someone here referred to changing a diaper as “putting your kids genitals on display” and “smearing your kids poop everywhere”. This person has either never changed a diaper or is doing it very, very wrong.

…bish, it’s a public picnic table. You think a baby’s butt is the worst thing that’s been on there?

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA! Good one, OP.

What do you think goes on, on those picnic tables at night OP? Small mammals and insects are crapping on them, teenagers may be having sex on them.

That's why you always put down a tablecloth.

There are a lot of responses here that indicate to me that people are confused about how diapers are changed. What is going on in these cases where poop is being smeared all around baby, parent, and table? Lol

I wouldn’t even bat an eye at this.

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Anonymous wrote:Seriously lighten up! It’s an outdoor table at a public place. What about the birds pooping on it? Or the raccoons walking all over it?

+1 DCUM has taught me that people are nuts. Outdoor spaces aren't sanitary, and neither is your lawn. If you are concerned, bring a table cloth, wipes, or something else. There are germs on that table, regardless of diaper changes.

+2. I like all the bizarre takes on issues I didn’t even know existed.

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Anonymous wrote:Why is this common practice? It’s sooo gross. I don’t care if you have a mat. People are supposed to eat there. No one is disinfecting it.

You need to send this memo to the birds, insects, and small mammals that crap on that table nonstop.

Back in my early 20s, before kids and serious relationships, I had sex at night on a few picnic tables.

Gross I know, but young lust knows no bounds.

Only a slut would do this. Once a slut, always a slut.

NP but yikes someone needs to get laid.

This is no big deal to me. At all. Outdoor tables get all kinds of dirty from animals, probably kids climbing up on them, bird poop, dirt and dust etc etc. They are not food safe and shouldn’t be treated as such. We bring a light blanket to lay over the table and eat off plates.

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Anonymous wrote:Why is this common practice? It’s sooo gross. I don’t care if you have a mat. People are supposed to eat there. No one is disinfecting it.

You need to send this memo to the birds, insects, and small mammals that crap on that table nonstop.

Back in my early 20s, before kids and serious relationships, I had sex at night on a few picnic tables.

Gross I know, but young lust knows no bounds.

Only a slut would do this. Once a slut, always a slut.