Back in September, if you would try and tell all these people that by the end of January they will be parading the streets, wearing big plastic jugs over their head and not because they lost a bet but out of total free will, they would think you fell of a trolley and need to see a head doctor.

Anonymous wrote:Just left the VABC where some older ladies were purchasing 150 proof rum to make hand sanitizer.

They have been using this line since 1918....

Just left the VABC where some older ladies were purchasing 150 proof rum to make hand sanitizer.

lol the Neil Diamond post!!!

At least the name is more flattering this time..

It is so much more elegant to say..” I had a coronavirus”
then “ I had a swine flu”

It almost makes wish for it just to feel a little bit royal...

Not a joke but in light of Tom Hanks recent diagnosis this made me smile

https://twitter.com/joseph_longh/status/1237922588703092736

Coronavirus 2020

When virus was still far away
Nobody dropped and cried
Some shopped for stuff,
they shopped away
They did not want to die

But many ridiculed with wit
They said it’s just a flu
Why are you buying all this sh....t?
I’m just not getting you!

They did not bother buy a thing
No rice, no jar no box..
They said that this is all BS
And nothing more then Hoax..

Then virus came and hit with might
And closed the schools and stores
Some lived off their yummy piles
Behind the sealed doors.

And when the lockdown came to town
For food some begged and cried
But no one wanted share a thing
And then they f......ng died.

The hunger death is worse then plague
It really is not nice
So next time virus gives you time
Buy pasta beans and rice!

The Plague Poet

Our own DCUM humor...


Poster 1
OMG, people are going CRAZY!
And buying 1000 roles of toilet paper at Walmart won't save your life.

Poster2
Probably not but if the market crashes... try to wipe your bottom with gold!

This!!! My friend, is a new gold - Toilet paper! People are NOT stocking! They are building Portfolio!!!

Anonymous wrote:

But actually though.

What do you call the feverish spread of strongly worded arguments against very lame and badly functioning replacement arms that tell the future while composing strictly written limericks while moving from place to place?

A parapatetic pathetic prophetic pedantic poetic paretic prosthetic polemic pandemic.

What happened when the Corona virus reached Neverland?

It started a Peter Pandemic.