Yes, OP. You NEED to buy your teenager a $40K Jeep. Otherwise, your parental rights will be stripped from you, your child will become the laughing stock of the school, and she'll be sitting on a therapist's couch 20 years from now lamenting how she never got a Jeep as a teen.

Or something.



Dear God, how do some of you make it out of the house in the morning?