TwistdMike
Post 09/20/2016 21:26     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Dh and I do it to each other. We both love it.


Hee hee! That's us too! Married more than 25 years.

- Another DW.


Us too! Especially love it when DW comes up behind me and gives a little thrust
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 21:25     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband


Huh? Do you really dry hump around your kids?


I'm the Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband and this time I'm grateful my wife doesn't jump to ridiculous conclusions.

Once again, DCUM shows me how good I have it.


So is that a yes or no? You do it in front of your kids? Just honk a boob or grab her ass and dry hump her in front of the kids? She's into this?


Please note I have never said anything about dry humping. I have never said anything about kids. I have no need to answer to you for anything.

Here is what I said, simplified for you.

1) All the negativity on this board makes me appreciate how sweet my wife is.
2) I like to swat her bottom from time to time.
3) I don't feel bad about it.

That's all I said. The rest came from you.


The post was about doing this in front of her kids you twat.
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 21:22     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Some really tightly wound ladies here (and I'm a woman). Probably the same ones bitching that their husbands suck, husbands are cheating, etc. I love some playful gropes from my fiancé. It sure is better than feeling like he doesn't think I'm attractive at all!


Cute that you aren't married yet.


That's what I was thinking too.
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 21:20     Subject: Re:Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
I'm another husband who does this. Not the dry humping thing, but if my wife is bent over and the kids aren't around, I'll definitely make a comment, rub her ass with my hand, maybe even a casual brush another way. And other times, I may just randomly give her a smack on the ass and a wink. You know what, she smacks my ass every once in awhile too. We enjoy our run. Frankly, I can't imagine being married to someone who didn't have at least some sense of humor like this.
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 21:02     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
And since my wife doesn't seem to mind, for purposes of my relationship and my relationship only, I remain unrepentant.
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 21:00     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:Some really tightly wound ladies here (and I'm a woman). Probably the same ones bitching that their husbands suck, husbands are cheating, etc. I love some playful gropes from my fiancé. It sure is better than feeling like he doesn't think I'm attractive at all!


Cute that you aren't married yet.
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 20:57     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Irrelevant, hmm... I can live with that.

If you saw my original post as somehow approving of the OP's husband, you are incorrect. I referred only to my own relationship which bears no resemblance to hers.

But again, DCUM tends to fill in the blanks in the most negative way possible. I thought some of you might enjoy hearing from a man who absolutely adores his wife. Then someone thinks I all but dry hump my wife at Chuck E. Cheese, brilliantly proving my point.

I signed my post in a hopefully humorous way because a man can playfully touch his wife without being a monster. And unless an admin feels I've been inappropriate, I'll post where I like.

Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband who tires of humor impared angry people


Actually you said


As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband

What was that in response to?


The large number of posters who seem unable or unwilling to find any redeeming qualities in their spouse under any circumstances whatsoever. In this thread and plenty of others. Mine approaches me with kindness so it's kinda sad to see. This place, amusing as it is, always goes worst case scenario.

The person who asked "can you not see how this can be misconstrued?" was on point, but their description ("me too!") neglected to note all the usual vitriol after OP. I did not think my post would be interpreted as supporting OP's husband or thinking OP was a shrew. Though I still think it's a stretch, I'll take it as a learning experience.







I get what you're saying, PP. There are just so many different responses and examples in this thread that it is kind of hard to know what anyone is agreeing or disagreeing with.
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 20:55     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Irrelevant, hmm... I can live with that.

If you saw my original post as somehow approving of the OP's husband, you are incorrect. I referred only to my own relationship which bears no resemblance to hers.

But again, DCUM tends to fill in the blanks in the most negative way possible. I thought some of you might enjoy hearing from a man who absolutely adores his wife. Then someone thinks I all but dry hump my wife at Chuck E. Cheese, brilliantly proving my point.

I signed my post in a hopefully humorous way because a man can playfully touch his wife without being a monster. And unless an admin feels I've been inappropriate, I'll post where I like.

Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband who tires of humor impared angry people


Actually you said


As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband

What was that in response to?


The large number of posters who seem unable or unwilling to find any redeeming qualities in their spouse under any circumstances whatsoever. In this thread and plenty of others. Mine approaches me with kindness so it's kinda sad to see. This place, amusing as it is, always goes worst case scenario.

The person who asked "can you not see how this can be misconstrued?" was on point, but their description ("me too!") neglected to note all the usual vitriol after OP. I did not think my post would be interpreted as supporting OP's husband or thinking OP was a shrew. Though I still think it's a stretch, I'll take it as a learning experience.





Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 20:47     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Some really tightly wound ladies here (and I'm a woman). Probably the same ones bitching that their husbands suck, husbands are cheating, etc. I love some playful gropes from my fiancé. It sure is better than feeling like he doesn't think I'm attractive at all!


So you like....

I was washing the dishes when my husband came up behind me and basically started dry humping me.

That is what you like?


I'm pretty the pp was responding to the other posts in this thread that take things out of context and blow them out of proportion. I'd guess she appreciates you proving her point.
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 20:33     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?



You want to have sex, then do something sexy that a sexy grown man would do. I don't find jokey dry-humping sexy and if your AP had to live with it, she wouldn't either.
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 20:11     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?



Maybe they should seek lobotomies if they are into sexual displays around kids.
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 20:09     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:Irrelevant, hmm... I can live with that.

If you saw my original post as somehow approving of the OP's husband, you are incorrect. I referred only to my own relationship which bears no resemblance to hers.

But again, DCUM tends to fill in the blanks in the most negative way possible. I thought some of you might enjoy hearing from a man who absolutely adores his wife. Then someone thinks I all but dry hump my wife at Chuck E. Cheese, brilliantly proving my point.

I signed my post in a hopefully humorous way because a man can playfully touch his wife without being a monster. And unless an admin feels I've been inappropriate, I'll post where I like.

Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband who tires of humor impared angry people


Actually you said


As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband

What was that in response to?
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 20:07     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:Some really tightly wound ladies here (and I'm a woman). Probably the same ones bitching that their husbands suck, husbands are cheating, etc. I love some playful gropes from my fiancé. It sure is better than feeling like he doesn't think I'm attractive at all!


So you like....

I was washing the dishes when my husband came up behind me and basically started dry humping me.

That is what you like?
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 20:06     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
No dry humping.
A pat on the bum is okay. I do the same to him.
Both of us are respectful with it.
Anonymous
Post 09/20/2016 20:01     Subject: Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Oh, OP. The grass is always greener. All I've ever wanted is for DH to express some desire or affection for me.


affection =/= groping and dry humping while we empty the dishwasher


But it does indicate desire.


I don't need an indication of desire. I am doing the dishes. Clearly there is desire, there always is desire.