Anonymous
04/07/2016 19:04
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
He called too often
Anonymous
04/06/2016 20:23
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Anonymous wrote:Took me to see "space jam" on our first date.
you win
Anonymous
04/06/2016 20:15
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Anonymous wrote:Thanks for getting me to Google "fupa."
Not a break up, but a refusal to date. I really liked a guy, very attractive, nice, cool, great chemistry. We hadn't actually dated, just flirted a lot. I was sure this was going somewhere. But he stopped by my apartment in flip flops one summer afternoon, and I saw his bare feet, which were just too gross. Yellow, dirty, long toenails. That changed my feelings for him 100%.
He's definitely not one that got away. I still know him 20 years later. He's an artist and musician, no regular income, and has been living in his van for years. I see it parked behind his friend's business with an extension cord running from the van window to the building's window.
I bet his toenails are even longer and yellower now. Ew!
Anonymous
04/06/2016 16:53
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:He went down on me - was not great at it. I pulled him up to try something else. Full of confidence, he said, "Was that like the best ever?"
"Uh, nope."
How bad could it be? Even mediocre oral still feels good. ?
No it doesnt.
Anonymous
04/06/2016 16:25
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Anonymous wrote:He went down on me - was not great at it. I pulled him up to try something else. Full of confidence, he said, "Was that like the best ever?"
"Uh, nope."
How bad could it be? Even mediocre oral still feels good. ?
Anonymous
04/06/2016 14:16
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Anonymous wrote:Drove I mean! "Done a hatchback" sounds like a hillbilly sexual maneuver.
LOL @this! Hatchbacking was what we called it in high school when you were camping and it was too cold to take your clothes even partly off, so you'd drop the back of your pants as far as you had to and your man would drop his pant fronts as far as he had to in order to potentiate doggie style.
"Done a hatchback" does make the act sound hillbilly...
Anonymous
04/06/2016 13:36
Subject: The best worst reason you broke up with someone
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:He pulled off his undies and baby arm sized peen fell out. Nooooooo.
You didn't even try it?
Of course I did. Not much depth achieved.
That is not something I could do every night for the rest of your life. Whew.