Anonymous
Post 04/01/2016 16:17     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:Is your co-worker a recent immigrant? Apparently countries who have taken in refugees have started having to post posters by toilets to explain how to use a "western" type toilet - explaining to not get up and stand on the toilet and squat, etc.


How do you keep your balance if you're squatting while standing on the toilet? Presumably, your feet would dangle either in the line of your pee or outside of the toilet, but in any case you risk falling (unless there are rails nearby). Picture squatting while wearing heels.

I agree, this is the best thread ever.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2016 16:02     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Lol @ "obedient Catholic". Is that your euphemism for "non reflective inconsiderate idiot"?
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2016 15:37     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ok this was me. Growing up, my mom told us to hover. She never mentioned cleaning up afterwards. I got to my first real grown up job and hovered. After a week or so, someone put a note up in the office that whoever was getting pee on the toilet seat needs to stop and to just sit down. I was extremely mortified by this. I immediately stopped hovering. I believe I covered the seat with toilet paper because this was before seat covers. Now though, it appears that it isn't a problem to just sit on the toilet seat, so I just sit down.

So maybe it was a germaphobe mom that put this idea into that girl's head. I have a co-worker who won't let her kids touch anything in the bathroom. And she always uses toilet paper or tissue when she touches anything. I wonder if she hovers.

As an adult you needed someone to tell you to wipe up pee and as an adult your aim is that bad?


My mom told me not to. If you are hovering because you are worried about germs, you aren't going to want to get your hands all messy. Anyway, I have since learned better.
Wait, your mom told you not to clean up after yourself? So, what? She cleaned up after you? But certainly you knew as an adult there was a mess (you said yourself your mom told you not to clean it up). And if you are worried about germs you wash your hands. Sorry, I realize you said you learned better, but I still find it amazing that as an adult you knew you were leaving behind pee put chose not to wipe it up.


Sorry but I was raised an obedient Catholic, and if my mom told me a specific way to use the toilet, that's what I did. It took me awhile to figure out that maybe some of the stuff I learned was not a good idea. I'm glad for the note in the bathroom stall and my future internet research that led me to belief it's totally ok to just sit on the damn toilet seat. That is way easier for sure.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2016 15:29     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ok this was me. Growing up, my mom told us to hover. She never mentioned cleaning up afterwards. I got to my first real grown up job and hovered. After a week or so, someone put a note up in the office that whoever was getting pee on the toilet seat needs to stop and to just sit down. I was extremely mortified by this. I immediately stopped hovering. I believe I covered the seat with toilet paper because this was before seat covers. Now though, it appears that it isn't a problem to just sit on the toilet seat, so I just sit down.

So maybe it was a germaphobe mom that put this idea into that girl's head. I have a co-worker who won't let her kids touch anything in the bathroom. And she always uses toilet paper or tissue when she touches anything. I wonder if she hovers.

As an adult you needed someone to tell you to wipe up pee and as an adult your aim is that bad?


My mom told me not to. If you are hovering because you are worried about germs, you aren't going to want to get your hands all messy. Anyway, I have since learned better.
Wait, your mom told you not to clean up after yourself? So, what? She cleaned up after you? But certainly you knew as an adult there was a mess (you said yourself your mom told you not to clean it up). And if you are worried about germs you wash your hands. Sorry, I realize you said you learned better, but I still find it amazing that as an adult you knew you were leaving behind pee put chose not to wipe it up.

exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nasty A**
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2016 15:28     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ok this was me. Growing up, my mom told us to hover. She never mentioned cleaning up afterwards. I got to my first real grown up job and hovered. After a week or so, someone put a note up in the office that whoever was getting pee on the toilet seat needs to stop and to just sit down. I was extremely mortified by this. I immediately stopped hovering. I believe I covered the seat with toilet paper because this was before seat covers. Now though, it appears that it isn't a problem to just sit on the toilet seat, so I just sit down.

So maybe it was a germaphobe mom that put this idea into that girl's head. I have a co-worker who won't let her kids touch anything in the bathroom. And she always uses toilet paper or tissue when she touches anything. I wonder if she hovers.

As an adult you needed someone to tell you to wipe up pee and as an adult your aim is that bad?


My mom told me not to. If you are hovering because you are worried about germs, you aren't going to want to get your hands all messy. Anyway, I have since learned better.

oh my goodness you nor your mom cannot figure out how to grab a handful of toilet paper to use to wipe and not touch the pee?
I guess you both get your hands wet when you wipe your hoo-ha after you pee?
SMDH!
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2016 15:18     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ok this was me. Growing up, my mom told us to hover. She never mentioned cleaning up afterwards. I got to my first real grown up job and hovered. After a week or so, someone put a note up in the office that whoever was getting pee on the toilet seat needs to stop and to just sit down. I was extremely mortified by this. I immediately stopped hovering. I believe I covered the seat with toilet paper because this was before seat covers. Now though, it appears that it isn't a problem to just sit on the toilet seat, so I just sit down.

So maybe it was a germaphobe mom that put this idea into that girl's head. I have a co-worker who won't let her kids touch anything in the bathroom. And she always uses toilet paper or tissue when she touches anything. I wonder if she hovers.

As an adult you needed someone to tell you to wipe up pee and as an adult your aim is that bad?


My mom told me not to. If you are hovering because you are worried about germs, you aren't going to want to get your hands all messy. Anyway, I have since learned better.
Wait, your mom told you not to clean up after yourself? So, what? She cleaned up after you? But certainly you knew as an adult there was a mess (you said yourself your mom told you not to clean it up). And if you are worried about germs you wash your hands. Sorry, I realize you said you learned better, but I still find it amazing that as an adult you knew you were leaving behind pee put chose not to wipe it up.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2016 14:50     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ok this was me. Growing up, my mom told us to hover. She never mentioned cleaning up afterwards. I got to my first real grown up job and hovered. After a week or so, someone put a note up in the office that whoever was getting pee on the toilet seat needs to stop and to just sit down. I was extremely mortified by this. I immediately stopped hovering. I believe I covered the seat with toilet paper because this was before seat covers. Now though, it appears that it isn't a problem to just sit on the toilet seat, so I just sit down.

So maybe it was a germaphobe mom that put this idea into that girl's head. I have a co-worker who won't let her kids touch anything in the bathroom. And she always uses toilet paper or tissue when she touches anything. I wonder if she hovers.

As an adult you needed someone to tell you to wipe up pee and as an adult your aim is that bad?


My mom told me not to. If you are hovering because you are worried about germs, you aren't going to want to get your hands all messy. Anyway, I have since learned better.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2016 14:49     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:I read all six pages and I think I'm the first to mention this, although I'm having a tough time believing it.

Are you sure that what's left on the seat is actually pee, and not water that sprays on there from a very powerful flush?
OP here. Yes, 100% positive, our toilets do not spray water onto the seats. And to the poster right below you, no she is not an immigrant.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2016 09:33     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Is your co-worker a recent immigrant? Apparently countries who have taken in refugees have started having to post posters by toilets to explain how to use a "western" type toilet - explaining to not get up and stand on the toilet and squat, etc.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2016 01:04     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
I read all six pages and I think I'm the first to mention this, although I'm having a tough time believing it.

Are you sure that what's left on the seat is actually pee, and not water that sprays on there from a very powerful flush?
Anonymous
Post 03/31/2016 23:46     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:Leave a big sign in the bathroom that asks people to clean up their tinkle.


Make sure you do it in a friendly font like comic sans
Anonymous
Post 03/31/2016 22:58     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:You're a woman?

Haha welcome to the men's restroom


lol our men's bathroom regularly has blood on the floor. The guys complain a lot.

Wait - what?

Signed, A Guy
Anonymous
Post 03/31/2016 20:44     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
And wipe the seat


If you don't sit down like a lady
Raise the seat like a gentleman
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 21:58     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Why in the heck is someone weird because they do not want to sit on a public toilet??
That makes no sense.


Because it's you that's making the public toilet toxic by leaving pee everywhere. If you don't want to use the public toilet properly stay out of there - go ped in the woods if you want to act like that.

I clean up any mess I make
You have no idea is peering on the seat
It is not me !!!!
Anonymous
Post 03/30/2016 19:26     Subject: Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think you and your friend need more work to do!

I am so skeeved out by the fact that you went into the stall after her to see if there was pee on the seat.

If I asked my boss to send out an email about it he would think I was insane.


I'm curious. What would you do in this situation? Do you not find it disgusting?


I would wipe it off with TP and go about my day.