I always love a bit of Drunk typing!

Anonymous wrote:
OP had to return the wolf cabinets. Fur is in terrible condition. Looking for suggestions: arctic fox?

How obvious can it be????? Dumbasses.

Arctic fox?! No, I've had my fair share of disappointments with that brand. The're customer service is awful, I don't understand a word that their unnaturally small, white and furred employers say.I recommend Chinchilla fur cabinets. Much higher quality. Just be prepared for galactic prices. I've completely refurnished my entire house with Chinchilla fur furniture. Loveliest furniture ever!

Capri pants on the Red Line. Totes Magotes.

Anonymous wrote:I actually understand the title, it's typical to use keywords when google searching I think this is fine. Maybe the grammar nazi and old people don't get it but it's efficient communication.

I see the OP is back, and still lacking that sense of humor that she's in such desperate need of.

Anonymous wrote:I was today years old when DCUM brought this into my life and I want to thank you. I just learned some difficult news and this thread made me laugh hard. I actually stopped at page two so I can save some gibberish for when I need it.

Because you went digging for an old thread and bumped it. Weird.

This is awesome.

Anonymous wrote:I was today years old when DCUM brought this into my life and I want to thank you. I just learned some difficult news and this thread made me laugh hard. I actually stopped at page two so I can save some gibberish for when I need it.

Happy Fish Maw Day, PP. Stay up.

I actually understand the title, it's typical to use keywords when google searching I think this is fine. Maybe the grammar nazi and old people don't get it but it's efficient communication.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:On of the best DCUM threads ever. A Larla for sure.

you know what dcum needs? the larla awards.

we would need to conduct deeeeep archival searching dating back to 2005.

The Larlas--Pre-Apocalypse American Dialogues

I had the Larlas once. Hydroxychloroquine and injecting sunlight under my skin cleared them right up.

I was today years old when DCUM brought this into my life and I want to thank you. I just learned some difficult news and this thread made me laugh hard. I actually stopped at page two so I can save some gibberish for when I need it.

Bump.

Or rather:

Doorknobs! Shark bites after midnight. Apply ointment?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:On of the best DCUM threads ever. A Larla for sure.

you know what dcum needs? the larla awards.

we would need to conduct deeeeep archival searching dating back to 2005.

The Larlas--Pre-Apocalypse American Dialogues

Anonymous wrote:On of the best DCUM threads ever. A Larla for sure.

you know what dcum needs? the larla awards.

This never stops being funny.

OP had to return the wolf cabinets. Fur is in terrible condition. Looking for suggestions: arctic fox?


How obvious can it be????? Dumbasses.