Anonymous wrote:The sad thing is that I'm not convinced OP is a troll. I think she might just be an incredibly immature woman, potentially with a personality disorder.

She posted that she was 45 with 3 grown children (so must have been mighty young when the first was born) and reads Cosmo. I'm going with incredibly immature.

This can be avoided by regular use of a washcloth when bathing. I can skip a shower if need be because the day before I will have removed the dead skin and bacteria that create funky smells.

OP sounds gay to me.