Anonymous
Post 11/02/2013 20:43     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:We have a farting competitions.I think his farts stick but mine smell like roses.


STICK? Thats a first.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 23:41     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
DH lets out frequent disgusting stanky farts when he drinks diet soda. I retaliate by "forgetting" to buy diet soda every time I go to the grocery store.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 20:13     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:You shouldn't hold them in. You'll become a hunchback. That's according to my MIL. If I can rip in front of her, I can rip in front of DW. My DD is the worst though. She farted once and the cat died.


I'm crying...this is the funniest thread ever!

Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 17:15     Subject: Re:How do you handle farting in your relationship
From the time my daughter could talk, any time she farted, she'd pop her thumb out of her mouth, shake her head and say, "Daddy." Very disapprovingly. My husband was offended at first. She even does it when he is not around.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 16:45     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
I cannot even believe this is a serious thread. The OP must be so uptight and I'm sure that sex must be a BLAST!
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 15:23     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
You shouldn't hold them in. You'll become a hunchback. That's according to my MIL. If I can rip in front of her, I can rip in front of DW. My DD is the worst though. She farted once and the cat died.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 15:20     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I wonder if there is a correlation between income and farting in front of spouse.
I bet lower income earners fart in front of their spouse more.


+1. But probably the causal variable for both is education level.


We are farters + Masters of Science
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 14:23     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
I have no problem with pooping, discussing digestive issues if necessary, but I don't bust off in front of others. If it reeks, it's just rude. I hate when people fart in front of me.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 14:23     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:We fart. We laugh. We love.

It works for us.


Well said!


Exactly. We are both slightly juvenile in general, though. It has absolutely no effect on how I view his attractiveness. Actually, burping grosses me out much more.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 14:19     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
We have a farting competitions.I think his farts stick but mine smell like roses.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 14:16     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I wonder if there is a correlation between income and farting in front of spouse.
I bet lower income earners fart in front of their spouse more.


+1. But probably the causal variable for both is education level.


We both have advanced degrees and let it rip.


Us too. We also have HHI over $300k, and happily fart away (at home).


You may be in the minority.
I am sorry your spouse won't make the effort to go to the bathroom to fart.
I am sorry there is no mutual respect.



You up tight ladies know that your farts slip out after you go to sleep right? Holding it in an pretending your refined ladies is just a rouse you tell yourselves to feel better! Seriously your human, your body has functions that can't always be controlled, unclench already!
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 13:45     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
I always tried to hold it in or go to another room, as did DH, although a fart escaped here and there. Then I got pregnant and all bets are off. Since delivering, I think I've farted in front of the neighbors even. DH still seems to find me attractive, though, despite my increased output.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 13:40     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
This thread is hilarious! I am pleased to learn that my Dutch lineage may be responsible for my farting. I can't wait to tell my brother that we are proud Dutch farters!
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 07:41     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
My name is xxxx, I have a PhD and I fart
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2013 07:30     Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I wonder if there is a correlation between income and farting in front of spouse.
I bet lower income earners fart in front of their spouse more.


+1. But probably the causal variable for both is education level.


My advanced degrees, income level, and digestive tract all disagree with you.