Anonymous wrote:He is disgusting. I also read that he masturbates many times a day. I believe he self-reported this in Rolling Stone.

And that makes him gross? Thats at the low level of sleazyness for me.

Heck....i do that.

this is the lamest website in existence!!!!!!
DC moms and dads don't have shit to do except talk shit about John Mayer?
I know who you are, DC mom talkin shit.
Regardless of your views on him or his music he's making a lot more money than your sorry ass
so shut the fuck up and go do something productive for your kids

Ok, PPs who posted about Mrs. Beck, the celebrity scavenger hunt, and the photo of him sniffing his Borat mankini: you have MADE MY DAY!!!!!!

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Anonymous wrote:He has butthole eyes. I hate butthole eyes

+10000

New term, FTW! They are definitely pre anal bleaching, which might have to become today's s/o thread.

Blech, have never liked a think about John Mayer. Nothing.

He must be good in bed.

Anonymous wrote:He has butthole eyes. I hate butthole eyes

+10000

Ryan Gosling is gay

Anonymous wrote:He has butthole eyes. I hate butthole eyes

What are these butthole eyes that you speak of?

I was just wondering -- does anyone actually douche anymore? Or has the original term become archaic, so it's now only an insult for douchey guys?

He has butthole eyes. I hate butthole eyes

Link above is to Monokini pic. It's repulsive so open with caution!

Are you all just figuring this out? This guy has been nothing but a huge tool since the beginning. Anyone who kept liking him even AFTER the monokini photo is truly insane.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself." (Rolling Stone, 2010)

he should jerk himself off a cliff

LOL! +1000

Please go away John Mayer!