I've learn not to park next to a van, truck, or old car that has dings and dents. One time I was at a mall and parked farthest away. When I came out of the mall, I got in my SUV and noticed a couple parked next to me having sex in their car using my big SUV to hide their activity.

Don't you love these heavy set women with huge purses and keys and metal objects like chains walking by your car, turning and hitting your car. Or how about when they open the side door on a mini van to get the stroller out and hit your car. How about the men's vans and large trucks that park next to you and don't even think about how much space they are taking up. They are so close, you know they have to hit your car getting out of theirs.

Anonymous wrote:Because I love annoying you whenever and wherever I can.

Right but that makes you a bad person. Great achievement!

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Anonymous wrote:We always park far end of the parking lot, and it never fails - someone is ALWAYS parked right next to us - even though there is PLENTY of parking/empty spots through out the lot. WHY!?!!

Yesterday the guy was so close, i couldn't get by with the minivan door open.

UGH

Because you drive a mini-van. With the sliding doors, the odds decrease that you'll ding my car.

Not me. If you did that to me, I'd be sure to "accidently" drag my stroller up the side of your car, while trying to get me kids inside.

You deserve to be annoyed and inconvenienced for the rest of the time you spend on this earth.

Anonymous wrote:We always park far end of the parking lot, and it never fails - someone is ALWAYS parked right next to us - even though there is PLENTY of parking/empty spots through out the lot. WHY!?!!

Yesterday the guy was so close, i couldn't get by with the minivan door open.

UGH

People notice your vehicle all out by itself and say, "Hey that's smart! Imma park like that also to keep my car from being dented!"

I always worry that the other car might be feeling lonely.

Using public restrooms is so gross. Ugh.

Anonymous wrote:We always park far end of the parking lot, and it never fails - someone is ALWAYS parked right next to us - even though there is PLENTY of parking/empty spots through out the lot. WHY!?!!

Yesterday the guy was so close, i couldn't get by with the minivan door open.

UGH

Assuming a mostly empty parking lot, whenever I do this, I part with left wheels over the line so the space next to the driver's side is unusable. Try that next time.

Anonymous wrote:Why on earth should someone not park next to you? As for the restroom, please stop paying attention to what other people are doing in the stalls; it's creepy.

Because many people purposely park in an empty section so other people won’t be making noise nearby, looking into their cars, or generally making them feel stalked by the proximity.