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Sometimes you just have to say, "What the fuck."

You screw up just thismuch, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong.

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Andy Dufresne: You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific?
Red: No.
Andy Dufresne: They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory

I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo

No... wire... hangers. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me. What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.

Son, your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a bright kid, and, uh... he's going to military school, and... remember, he was an Eagle Scout...

Build your goddamn muscles, huh? You know, you could build your muscles picking strawberries. You know, bend and scoop... like the Mexicans.

Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?

The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Bruce Wayne: What?
The Joker: I always ask that of all my prey. I just... like the sound of it.


Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sell your crazy some place else. We're all stocked up here.

What is this from? Dying to know.

As Good as It Gets-Jack Nicholson

Melvin: Is he dead yet?

Nora: No. Would there be any way that you would be willing to walk his dog for him?

Melvin: Absolutely.

Nora: You're a wonderful man. Two o'clock would be a good time. And here is the key in case he is asleep. Open his curtains for him, so he can see God's beautiful work, and he'll know that even things like this happen for the best.

Melvin: Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City sailor wanna hump hump bar? Or is this getaway day in your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy somplace else. We're all stocked up here.


People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Don't remember the exact quote, but something like "Fawn Liebowitz died in a kiln accident" from "Animal House"

"Play it again Sam."

"Rosebud"

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"You can't handle the truth."

"Love means never to have to say you're sorry."

Anonymous wrote:Sell your crazy some place else. We're all stocked up here.

What is this from? Dying to know.

But sweetheart, if you have a baby, you can't BE the baby.

I'll be back.

I'm the swan queen!

Life is like a box of chocolates...

"What we here is a failure to communicate."

"No more yanky my wanky the Donger need food!!!!"

"You will have to excuse my date, she's just dead."


"The dead do not suffer the living to pass.
You will suffer me."


"You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
I am no man. "

"Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight."

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?