Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 10:20     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Corn Watch at Lacey Park:

Your toddler tried to take my child's corn and when I tried to snatch back the corn your nanny snapped at me. CONTROL YOUR NANNY!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 10:16     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:My 4 y.o wants cornrows. Should I let her do that to her hair?


How many piercings does she have?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 10:14     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
My 4 y.o wants cornrows. Should I let her do that to her hair?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 10:11     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
jsteele wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Well I called her crazy and then my post was removed....do you think it would be removed if it was not a joke? And it did not mention corm anywhere.



Your post was removed because you called the poster of an obviously farcical post "crazy". This thread has been going great. Then, you had to jump in with the name calling. And, if that was not enough, you had to post repeated posts showing that a sense of humor was not the only thing you lacked.


Well compared to some of the other insults that are constantly slung on DCUM...I tend to think that "crazy" is nothing. You choose to ignore threads with blatant profanity and I do not see any issue with calling a weird post crazy. Obviously I lacked humor as I did not get the joke.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 10:01     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
When are the next open auditions for "Children of the Corn"?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 09:52     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Best thread ever....

Is it ok if corn uses a pacifier to calm down from being abandoned at store? If so, how long?


Not if you intend to send Corny to an Ivy.


Maybe one of the lesser Ivies would take her...like Cornell.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 09:32     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:I need help naming my corn, any suggestions? We are considering Maisy-short for the indian word Maze Thoughts?


Maisy was the name of the pump in my high school.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 09:28     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:I need help naming my corn, any suggestions? We are considering Maisy-short for the indian word Maze Thoughts?

Larla, of course!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 09:27     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:I need help naming my corn, any suggestions? We are considering Maisy-short for the indian word Maze Thoughts?



Ghetto.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 09:25     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
I need help naming my corn, any suggestions? We are considering Maisy-short for the indian word Maze Thoughts?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 09:22     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Obama didnt buy corn in Marthas Vineyard!!! I can't believe he isn't supporting Michelle's healthy eating campaign-what a schmuck! Unbelievable...wait till Glenn Beck hears about this!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 09:22     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:Best thread ever....

Is it ok if corn uses a pacifier to calm down from being abandoned at store? If so, how long?

It depends. Was it Neiman Marcus or a store for poors?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 09:16     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Has anyone had a VBAC -Vaginal birth after ........... go ahead say it ...... corn?
jsteele
Post 08/24/2011 09:14     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:
Well I called her crazy and then my post was removed....do you think it would be removed if it was not a joke? And it did not mention corm anywhere.



Your post was removed because you called the poster of an obviously farcical post "crazy". This thread has been going great. Then, you had to jump in with the name calling. And, if that was not enough, you had to post repeated posts showing that a sense of humor was not the only thing you lacked.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 09:13     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
This is corny