Anonymous
Post 04/20/2026 20:52     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:All I can think of is the country song "Whiskey Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"


it's tequila.
Anonymous
Post 04/20/2026 20:51     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It's a way to signal that you're a swinger. She probably noticed the glare from your binocular lenses and deduced that you would be interested in the lifestyle.

We’ve all read the pineapple thread


I told my entire family about the pineapples after that thread and they all thought I was crazy.

But I’ve come home in a towel many times after swimming. Every time, actually. I hate changing at the pool.

I have a pineapple in the refrigerator right now, lying on its side. I feel uncomfortable

Giggidy
Anonymous
Post 04/20/2026 19:59     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It's a way to signal that you're a swinger. She probably noticed the glare from your binocular lenses and deduced that you would be interested in the lifestyle.

We’ve all read the pineapple thread


I told my entire family about the pineapples after that thread and they all thought I was crazy.

But I’ve come home in a towel many times after swimming. Every time, actually. I hate changing at the pool.

I have a pineapple in the refrigerator right now, lying on it's side. I feel uncomfortable
Anonymous
Post 04/20/2026 19:47     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:Abducted by aliens (the space kind), probed, and returned naked. Had to steal a towel from a nearby Pottery Barn to get home.


This is the Occam’s razor answer.