Anonymous wrote:A lady cut in front of me in the drive-through line at McDonald’s. She got what I ordered & I got what she ordered. What she ordered was more expensive than what I ordered, so I got a good deal & she got screwed. Karma is a beautiful thing.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”

Not funny at all. This misogynist post should be removed!

Lighten up Francis

Anonymous wrote:My MIL died!

Anonymous wrote:This seems like the lowest bar but....we got a robot mop over the weekend and it's been life changing. I finally lost my @*@ mopping the floors daily from all of the residual salt and dirt being tracked in by our dogs and kids. We are a shoeless house but the dogs bring in stuff from the backyard, especially with the snow.

Anonymous wrote:I have had a really rough week (including being a parent at Wootton) so I’ll take any win I can get. Here are mine for this week:

I got my Girl Scout cookies.

The snow is finally melting.

I’m taking steps to get my health under control even though I know it will be a long road.

I have the best siblings who have teamed up to care for my elderly parent. It’s nice nobody has to carry the load solo.

We have the money to make emergency car repairs and to replace a major appliance that broke suddenly. There was a time this would have been a real financial hardship but today I am grateful that it’s nothing but a minor inconvenience.

Anonymous wrote:My MIL died!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”

-1

I am not trying to be snarky (honestly!)

But I don’t get the punchline here……🤦🏼

It’s okay… Wifey just wanted to be held when hubby wanted to get lucky. So, instead of buying her the outfits, shoes and diamonds, he let wifey just hold the stuff.
That’s the best explanation I could give. I don’t write the joke…

Well consider that jokes which equate women to inanimate objects, and question their right to bodily automate are not funny in 2026.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”

PP, are you an old man? I ask because this is exactly the kind of inane and sexually tinged "jokes" that all the old men in my dad's adult community in FL constantly tell. They are all irrelevant at their age and obviously sexually frustrated, I guess. I cringe for them when I hear them and am having the same reaction to your post.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”

Not funny at all. This misogynist post should be removed!

Anonymous wrote:I learned how to knit and can’t believe how much fun it is. I’m only doing simple projects but I am hopeful to donate knitted hats for the homeless next year. ( I’m slow so won’t have a stock to donate this year)