Pitbull wins this category. Most of his songs really.


Me not working hard?

Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak

Or better yet, go to Times Square

Take a picture of me with a Kodak

Can you pay my bills?
You pay my telephone bills?
You pay my automo bills?
If you did, then maybe we could chill.

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch...

Anonymous wrote:Say, can I have some of your purple berries?
Yes, I've been eating them for six or seven weeks now
Haven't got sick once
Probably keep us both alive

I just laughed so hard. My mom listened to this all the time when I was a kid. David Crosby really thought he did something there. Boomers got so lucky, the drugs must have been amazing

The sky was yellow, and the Sun was blue

I love Van Morrison's voice and music, but let’s be honest, some of his lyrics sound like he wrote them three pints deep.

I see my freedom from across the way
And it comes right in on time
Well it shines so bright and it gives so much light
And it comes from the sky above
Make me feel so free, make me feel like me

...

And the sun shines down all on the ground
Yeah, and the grass is oh so green

Like a virgin, hey
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat next to mine

Say, can I have some of your purple berries?
Yes, I've been eating them for six or seven weeks now
Haven't got sick once
Probably keep us both alive

Cause in a 69, my humpty nose will tickle your rear.

Now this red cap gets a rap from these critics

Anonymous wrote:I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name. For there ain’t no one for to give me no pain.
What does that even mean?!?

It's about cocaine.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We ain’t getting no younger, we might as well do it
Let’s get marrrriiiieeeed

I love that song but who wants to hear that as a proposal??

Haha yes! Jagged Edge!

I mean, that is way less cringe than “Too Close!”

Number nine, number nine, number nine

Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair
But Gollum and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her

Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will