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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Quiz for the Bible thumper, which version of the Bible (or gospel) was this translated from?

One day, a righteous man, performing his morning ritual by the water, found a tiny fish in his hands. The fish, surprisingly, spoke and pleaded for protection from the larger creatures in the river. Taking pity, the man cared for the fish, moving it from a small vessel to a larger one as it rapidly grew. Soon, the fish became too enormous for any container and eventually even the river itself.

As the man released the colossal fish into the ocean, the wondrous creature revealed its divine nature and warned of a devastating flood. It instructed the man to build a great ark, gather the seeds of all plants, and take pairs of all animals to preserve life. The wise one diligently followed these instructions.

When the rains came, the waters rose and consumed the world. The divine fish reappeared, its horn guiding the ark through the turbulent waves, eventually anchoring it on the highest mountain peak. After the waters receded, the man and the surviving creatures emerged to a new world. To repopulate the earth, the man performed a sacrifice, and, in some versions of the story, a woman appeared from the waters. Together, they became the ancestors of the new human race, signifying a fresh start and the cyclical nature of existence.

The Great Flood of Noah from the book of Genesis was not translated from an earlier work.

When Noah and family left the ark, their descendants repeated orally what happened.

Throughout the world, many cultures describe a great flood but with details deviating from the truth written in Genesis.

The true account is found in Genesis. All other accounts are variations derived from this account.

Ken Ham and AnswersInGenesis can give you more detail.

There was indeed a global flood. The evidence is clear that there was. You can visit AnswersInGenesis or Christian-Evolution Headlines (crev.info) for more information.

What it comes down to is authority: are you going to believe Jesus and the scriptures he quoted or are you going to believe myths of geology (no global flood) masquerading as science?

lol this is too funny.

Damn the evidence, they took it from us.

Again, you are not a real poster, just an above average troll. But I am enjoying it regardless!

I am not a troll but the “Bible thumper” our beloved Atheist requested a response from.

Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts…For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished… —II Peter 3:3

My authority is the Bible. If “science” contradicts the Bible then that science—so called, is erroneous, as is the case of ignorant geologists flapping their arms squawking, “No flood! squaaaaaawk, No flood!”

That is how stupid the geologists look to me, pontificating from their ignorance. I admit I do get some belly laughs reading the otherwise intelligent people natter on about their so-called science, some of which contradicts the Bible.

Science often contradicts the Bible because modern science didn't start to unfold until long after the Bible was written. The Bible is not science and is not meant to be science. It is a group of stories written long ago, before modern science existed.

Do you also get belly laughs when your doctor diagnoses you or a loved one with a serious disease and tells you how it can be cured? That is the result of science - not the Bible.

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Anonymous wrote:Has to be the first time I'm on religious forum and I'm getting the heck out. Bye.

Yeah, every few months someone has to post asking why athiests post here.

Step 1 - Post something about Athiests. Use the word in the title. It appears in recent topics.

Step 2 - Complain about Athiests posting in this forum.

Absolutely do not do a search.

Who is complaining? OP's question was not a complaint. Read OP's post.

Atheists also post in threads where the topic has nothing to do with athiesm.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Quiz for the Bible thumper, which version of the Bible (or gospel) was this translated from?

One day, a righteous man, performing his morning ritual by the water, found a tiny fish in his hands. The fish, surprisingly, spoke and pleaded for protection from the larger creatures in the river. Taking pity, the man cared for the fish, moving it from a small vessel to a larger one as it rapidly grew. Soon, the fish became too enormous for any container and eventually even the river itself.

As the man released the colossal fish into the ocean, the wondrous creature revealed its divine nature and warned of a devastating flood. It instructed the man to build a great ark, gather the seeds of all plants, and take pairs of all animals to preserve life. The wise one diligently followed these instructions.

When the rains came, the waters rose and consumed the world. The divine fish reappeared, its horn guiding the ark through the turbulent waves, eventually anchoring it on the highest mountain peak. After the waters receded, the man and the surviving creatures emerged to a new world. To repopulate the earth, the man performed a sacrifice, and, in some versions of the story, a woman appeared from the waters. Together, they became the ancestors of the new human race, signifying a fresh start and the cyclical nature of existence.

The Great Flood of Noah from the book of Genesis was not translated from an earlier work.

When Noah and family left the ark, their descendants repeated orally what happened.

Throughout the world, many cultures describe a great flood but with details deviating from the truth written in Genesis.

The true account is found in Genesis. All other accounts are variations derived from this account.

Ken Ham and AnswersInGenesis can give you more detail.

There was indeed a global flood. The evidence is clear that there was. You can visit AnswersInGenesis or Christian-Evolution Headlines (crev.info) for more information.

What it comes down to is authority: are you going to believe Jesus and the scriptures he quoted or are you going to believe myths of geology (no global flood) masquerading as science?

lol this is too funny.

Damn the evidence, they took it from us.

Again, you are not a real poster, just an above average troll. But I am enjoying it regardless!

I am not a troll but the “Bible thumper” our beloved Atheist requested a response from.

Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts…For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished… —II Peter 3:3

My authority is the Bible. If “science” contradicts the Bible then that science—so called, is erroneous, as is the case of ignorant geologists flapping their arms squawking, “No flood! squaaaaaawk, No flood!”

That is how stupid the geologists look to me, pontificating from their ignorance. I admit I do get some belly laughs reading the otherwise intelligent people natter on about their so-called science, some of which contradicts the Bible.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The atheists have driven the believers--Christians and others--away with their nastiness, gotcha games and trolling.

I'm a Christian who thinks Trump has exploited evangelicals to create a hellscape, and I detest the current Supreme Court. Yet I only bother popping into this forum about once every 2-3 months because it's a complete waste of time. Ironically, atheists may think they're converting people to atheism, but they're only driving us away.

You realize you're bashing atheists, right?

PS - atheists don't need to convert people, we figure it out on our own. Like you did with Santa and fairies.

If atheists "don't need to convert people" and people figure things out on their own (Santa/fairies), then why do you need to try to convince people that there is no God? According to you, they can figure it out on their own.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Quiz for the Bible thumper, which version of the Bible (or gospel) was this translated from?

One day, a righteous man, performing his morning ritual by the water, found a tiny fish in his hands. The fish, surprisingly, spoke and pleaded for protection from the larger creatures in the river. Taking pity, the man cared for the fish, moving it from a small vessel to a larger one as it rapidly grew. Soon, the fish became too enormous for any container and eventually even the river itself.

As the man released the colossal fish into the ocean, the wondrous creature revealed its divine nature and warned of a devastating flood. It instructed the man to build a great ark, gather the seeds of all plants, and take pairs of all animals to preserve life. The wise one diligently followed these instructions.

When the rains came, the waters rose and consumed the world. The divine fish reappeared, its horn guiding the ark through the turbulent waves, eventually anchoring it on the highest mountain peak. After the waters receded, the man and the surviving creatures emerged to a new world. To repopulate the earth, the man performed a sacrifice, and, in some versions of the story, a woman appeared from the waters. Together, they became the ancestors of the new human race, signifying a fresh start and the cyclical nature of existence.

The Great Flood of Noah from the book of Genesis was not translated from an earlier work.

When Noah and family left the ark, their descendants repeated orally what happened.

Throughout the world, many cultures describe a great flood but with details deviating from the truth written in Genesis.

The true account is found in Genesis. All other accounts are variations derived from this account.

Ken Ham and AnswersInGenesis can give you more detail.

There was indeed a global flood. The evidence is clear that there was. You can visit AnswersInGenesis or Christian-Evolution Headlines (crev.info) for more information.

What it comes down to is authority: are you going to believe Jesus and the scriptures he quoted or are you going to believe myths of geology (no global flood) masquerading as science?

lol this is too funny.

Damn the evidence, they took it from us.

Again, you are not a real poster, just an above average troll. But I am enjoying it regardless!

I am not a troll but the “Bible thumper” our beloved Atheist requested a response from.

Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts…For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished… —II Peter 3:3

My authority is the Bible. If “science” contradicts the Bible then that science—so called, is erroneous, as is the case of ignorant geologists flapping their arms squawking, “No flood! squaaaaaawk, No flood!”

That is how stupid the geologists look to me, pontificating from their ignorance. I admit I do get some belly laughs reading the otherwise intelligent people natter on about their so-called science, some of which contradicts the Bible.

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Anonymous wrote:Because people I love dearly have been harmed by the perpetuation of a belief system and the indoctrination of said belief system. Because there are people the world over that are harmed.

Thats why

That makes no sense. You said that athiests do not need to convert people.

Anonymous wrote:Because people I love dearly have been harmed by the perpetuation of a belief system and the indoctrination of said belief system. Because there are people the world over that are harmed.

Thats why

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Anonymous wrote:I came to this board looking for information, and it almost seems like the majority of the posts are written by atheists—who often appear to be more emotionally charged than the religious posters.

I'm asking this with 100% sincerity and genuine curiosity:

Why do you care enough to spend so much energy on this board? What motivates you to do that? I'm genuinely fascinated.

There are various other threads on this very topic. It's surprising how many people are so fascinated by this topic.

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Anonymous wrote:Has to be the first time I'm on religious forum and I'm getting the heck out. Bye.

Yeah, every few months someone has to post asking why athiests post here.

Step 1 - Post something about Athiests. Use the word in the title. It appears in recent topics.

Step 2 - Complain about Athiests posting in this forum.

Absolutely do not do a search.

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Anonymous wrote:The atheists have driven the believers--Christians and others--away with their nastiness, gotcha games and trolling.

I'm a Christian who thinks Trump has exploited evangelicals to create a hellscape, and I detest the current Supreme Court. Yet I only bother popping into this forum about once every 2-3 months because it's a complete waste of time. Ironically, atheists may think they're converting people to atheism, but they're only driving us away.

You realize you're bashing atheists, right?

PS - atheists don't need to convert people, we figure it out on our own. Like you did with Santa and fairies.

The atheists have driven the believers--Christians and others--away with their nastiness, gotcha games and trolling.