Fox published this in September; if he didn't start working on his white house job before then OP, he's probably not going to get one right now.
Anonymous
01/19/2025 10:46
Subject: How do you get a job at the White House
Anonymous wrote:Get a pair of kneepads, a tight blue dress, and learn to curtsey while delivering pizza.
If that doesn't work, dress like and pretend to be a playboy bunny or adult film actress and see if you catch Trump's eye. Some large fake boobs may help.