"Damp hands" I'm so ick-ified right now.

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Vance has a punchable face. No wonder they are trying to beautify him.

Yup.

He looks like the guy who roofies women.

He’s yucky and creepy. The pp who remarked on his ear is absolutely right.

Zero charm. And looks like he has damp hands.

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Vance has a punchable face. No wonder they are trying to beautify him.

Yup.

He looks like the guy who roofies women.

They use appearance to attract women’s voters maybe? Same thing Melania attracts old conservatives white men.

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But really, what on earth would compel a grown person in such a position of power to post this?

This is a photoshopped copy of his official photo photo on Wikipedia
Unless Mike Collins gets on the ball and wiki editors don't catch him changing it. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Senator_Vance_official_portrait._118th_Congress.jpg/220px-Senator_Vance_official_portrait._118th_Congress.jpg

I have never successfully added an image on dcum

Anyway, I listened on the radio last night.

Wow...somehow the contrast to the photoshopped version makes his real photo look even worse.

They had to make up a totally fake left ear for him (zoom in and it looks ridiculous) because his fat cheek in the original obscures his ear entirely. I never would have noticed that without the edited version. I do think they have him on ozrmpic or something -/ he looked a lot thinner at the debate. Or maybe just a crazy low carb diet, but there is definitely a push to make him look less soft. Maybe that’s why he was so weird in the donut store — he was like “cannot look directly at the forbidden fruit donut…”