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Woof...that joke was rough. Another helicopter parent here. Can't wait to make you uncomfortable in the future. Not gonna worry about your feelings.

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Anonymous wrote:I didn't know it was such a crime to sit on the other side. I just want to watch my kid that plays a forward position. I'll switch sides during half too. I don't yell or scream, at most I'll clap. Now that I know the etiquette, I STILL DON'T CARE. Cry about it.

How big is the field that you can't just sit close to the middle?

Why helicopter over your kid?
You think they won't be fine without your amateur overshadowing?

Because it's crowded in the middle and I don't want to have to put up with bs small talk. I'd like to watch the game in peace. Why does it even matter to you?

If he plays college or goes pro, do you buy front row tickets on both ends of the field so you can switch at halftime?

We're not talking about college or pro are we?

No, we're talking about helicopter parents with bad sideline behavior

1000% I will walk down to the other side to watch my kid if most of the possession is in the other half. The reason I will do that is because the last reason I'm at that game is to worry about you not wanting me to walk down a sideline. I'm there for my kid and to be supportive. How sensitive can you be? It's no wonder most of you folks can't handle this environment and lose your minds. Oh, and there is one other reason...because I LOVE winding up adults who still aren't able to move on from their favorite middle school behaviors. See ya on your side!

I guess that makes me a helicopter parent, but I have never heard that term and I'm not sure why you would think that would bother me. I also don't wear the matching shirts and go to the team dinners with all the other adults. I'm there for my kid to be a good parent instead of being with my clique.

No one is wound up.
But we love your long attempt to say you're not that hovering parent smothering the kid and stressing them out.

Let the kid learn to operate independently

Saying "no one is wound up" is the quickest way to say you are wound up. Just calm down. Clearly you think this game and the viewing experience is about you, but it isn't. You could submit a formal complaint though...you sound like that type.

"Hey son I can't give you any feedback today...some rando on a message board told me to let you operate independently and now I feel like caring about you is the wrong thing to do."

You're greatly overestimating that 'C+' you got in Psyc 101 😂

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Anonymous wrote:I didn't know it was such a crime to sit on the other side. I just want to watch my kid that plays a forward position. I'll switch sides during half too. I don't yell or scream, at most I'll clap. Now that I know the etiquette, I STILL DON'T CARE. Cry about it.

How big is the field that you can't just sit close to the middle?

Why helicopter over your kid?
You think they won't be fine without your amateur overshadowing?

Because it's crowded in the middle and I don't want to have to put up with bs small talk. I'd like to watch the game in peace. Why does it even matter to you?

If he plays college or goes pro, do you buy front row tickets on both ends of the field so you can switch at halftime?

We're not talking about college or pro are we?

No, we're talking about helicopter parents with bad sideline behavior

1000% I will walk down to the other side to watch my kid if most of the possession is in the other half. The reason I will do that is because the last reason I'm at that game is to worry about you not wanting me to walk down a sideline. I'm there for my kid and to be supportive. How sensitive can you be? It's no wonder most of you folks can't handle this environment and lose your minds. Oh, and there is one other reason...because I LOVE winding up adults who still aren't able to move on from their favorite middle school behaviors. See ya on your side!

I guess that makes me a helicopter parent, but I have never heard that term and I'm not sure why you would think that would bother me. I also don't wear the matching shirts and go to the team dinners with all the other adults. I'm there for my kid to be a good parent instead of being with my clique.

No one is wound up.
But we love your long attempt to say you're not that hovering parent smothering the kid and stressing them out.

Let the kid learn to operate independently

Saying "no one is wound up" is the quickest way to say you are wound up. Just calm down. Clearly you think this game and the viewing experience is about you, but it isn't. You could submit a formal complaint though...you sound like that type.

"Hey son I can't give you any feedback today...some rando on a message board told me to let you operate independently and now I feel like caring about you is the wrong thing to do."

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Anonymous wrote:I didn't know it was such a crime to sit on the other side. I just want to watch my kid that plays a forward position. I'll switch sides during half too. I don't yell or scream, at most I'll clap. Now that I know the etiquette, I STILL DON'T CARE. Cry about it.

How big is the field that you can't just sit close to the middle?

Why helicopter over your kid?
You think they won't be fine without your amateur overshadowing?

Because it's crowded in the middle and I don't want to have to put up with bs small talk. I'd like to watch the game in peace. Why does it even matter to you?

If he plays college or goes pro, do you buy front row tickets on both ends of the field so you can switch at halftime?

We're not talking about college or pro are we?

No, we're talking about helicopter parents with bad sideline behavior

1000% I will walk down to the other side to watch my kid if most of the possession is in the other half. The reason I will do that is because the last reason I'm at that game is to worry about you not wanting me to walk down a sideline. I'm there for my kid and to be supportive. How sensitive can you be? It's no wonder most of you folks can't handle this environment and lose your minds. Oh, and there is one other reason...because I LOVE winding up adults who still aren't able to move on from their favorite middle school behaviors. See ya on your side!

I guess that makes me a helicopter parent, but I have never heard that term and I'm not sure why you would think that would bother me. I also don't wear the matching shirts and go to the team dinners with all the other adults. I'm there for my kid to be a good parent instead of being with my clique.

No one is wound up.
But we love your long attempt to say you're not that hovering parent smothering the kid and stressing them out.

Let the kid learn to operate independently

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Anonymous wrote:I didn't know it was such a crime to sit on the other side. I just want to watch my kid that plays a forward position. I'll switch sides during half too. I don't yell or scream, at most I'll clap. Now that I know the etiquette, I STILL DON'T CARE. Cry about it.

How big is the field that you can't just sit close to the middle?

Why helicopter over your kid?
You think they won't be fine without your amateur overshadowing?

Because it's crowded in the middle and I don't want to have to put up with bs small talk. I'd like to watch the game in peace. Why does it even matter to you?

If he plays college or goes pro, do you buy front row tickets on both ends of the field so you can switch at halftime?

We're not talking about college or pro are we?

No, we're talking about helicopter parents with bad sideline behavior

1000% I will walk down to the other side to watch my kid if most of the possession is in the other half. The reason I will do that is because the last reason I'm at that game is to worry about you not wanting me to walk down a sideline. I'm there for my kid and to be supportive. How sensitive can you be? It's no wonder most of you folks can't handle this environment and lose your minds. Oh, and there is one other reason...because I LOVE winding up adults who still aren't able to move on from their favorite middle school behaviors. See ya on your side!

I guess that makes me a helicopter parent, but I have never heard that term and I'm not sure why you would think that would bother me. I also don't wear the matching shirts and go to the team dinners with all the other adults. I'm there for my kid to be a good parent instead of being with my clique.

Anonymous wrote:I didn't know it was such a crime to sit on the other side. I just want to watch my kid that plays a forward position. I'll switch sides during half too. I don't yell or scream, at most I'll clap. Now that I know the etiquette, I STILL DON'T CARE. Cry about it.

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Anonymous wrote:I didn't know it was such a crime to sit on the other side. I just want to watch my kid that plays a forward position. I'll switch sides during half too. I don't yell or scream, at most I'll clap. Now that I know the etiquette, I STILL DON'T CARE. Cry about it.

How big is the field that you can't just sit close to the middle?

Why helicopter over your kid?
You think they won't be fine without your amateur overshadowing?

Because it's crowded in the middle and I don't want to have to put up with bs small talk. I'd like to watch the game in peace. Why does it even matter to you?

If he plays college or goes pro, do you buy front row tickets on both ends of the field so you can switch at halftime?

We're not talking about college or pro are we?

No, we're talking about helicopter parents with bad sideline behavior

Anonymous wrote:Ode to the parent Fan: 95% of the time being invested to me is being a fan, just as if I was at Audi, or watching EPL from the couch. Talking through out the game is fairly normal from my lifetime with the beautiful game playing it and watching it. Dumb refs get yelled out, good plays get adulation and applause, bad plays get groans. But the 5% is the checking in with yourself to see if the ref you feel like yelling at has hit puberty yet. Most things are only audible to 3 people a round me but if being a fan means sitting on my hands and politely clapping like its a tennis matcth then nope, brand me that guy then in your own ignorance.

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Anonymous wrote:I didn't know it was such a crime to sit on the other side. I just want to watch my kid that plays a forward position. I'll switch sides during half too. I don't yell or scream, at most I'll clap. Now that I know the etiquette, I STILL DON'T CARE. Cry about it.

How big is the field that you can't just sit close to the middle?

Why helicopter over your kid?
You think they won't be fine without your amateur overshadowing?

Because it's crowded in the middle and I don't want to have to put up with bs small talk. I'd like to watch the game in peace. Why does it even matter to you?

If he plays college or goes pro, do you buy front row tickets on both ends of the field so you can switch at halftime?

We're not talking about college or pro are we?

No, we're talking about helicopter parents with bad sideline behavior

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Anonymous wrote:I didn't know it was such a crime to sit on the other side. I just want to watch my kid that plays a forward position. I'll switch sides during half too. I don't yell or scream, at most I'll clap. Now that I know the etiquette, I STILL DON'T CARE. Cry about it.

How big is the field that you can't just sit close to the middle?

Why helicopter over your kid?
You think they won't be fine without your amateur overshadowing?

Because it's crowded in the middle and I don't want to have to put up with bs small talk. I'd like to watch the game in peace. Why does it even matter to you?

If he plays college or goes pro, do you buy front row tickets on both ends of the field so you can switch at halftime?

We're not talking about college or pro are we?

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Anonymous wrote:I didn't know it was such a crime to sit on the other side. I just want to watch my kid that plays a forward position. I'll switch sides during half too. I don't yell or scream, at most I'll clap. Now that I know the etiquette, I STILL DON'T CARE. Cry about it.

How big is the field that you can't just sit close to the middle?

Why helicopter over your kid?
You think they won't be fine without your amateur overshadowing?

Because it's crowded in the middle and I don't want to have to put up with bs small talk. I'd like to watch the game in peace. Why does it even matter to you?

If he plays college or goes pro, do you buy front row tickets on both ends of the field so you can switch at halftime?

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Anonymous wrote:Our club sent out an email to all the team managers instructing them the parents needs to sit on the opposite side from opposing team.

Huh? Rules are you sir across from your own team. You don’t sit on the opponents side.

Fans should not mix

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Anonymous wrote:I didn't know it was such a crime to sit on the other side. I just want to watch my kid that plays a forward position. I'll switch sides during half too. I don't yell or scream, at most I'll clap. Now that I know the etiquette, I STILL DON'T CARE. Cry about it.

How big is the field that you can't just sit close to the middle?

Why helicopter over your kid?
You think they won't be fine without your amateur overshadowing?

Because it's crowded in the middle and I don't want to have to put up with bs small talk. I'd like to watch the game in peace. Why does it even matter to you?