Anonymous
06/06/2024 06:05
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:I was staying with my mother for a little while after my father died and before I got married. Two facts that matter here: I sleep naked, and I’m a guy. One night I woke up thirsty and went to the kitchen for a drink, stark naked since it was 2am and the house was dark. As I’m standing at the counter pouring some lemonade in the dark with my back to the doorway, the light flips on, followed by a gasp, followed by the light flipping off as fast as it went on. I think the first thing that came to my mind was just, “Ah, sh*t. What is she doing up at this hour?” I said pardon me, please just look away until I’m back in my room, and she said ok.
At breakfast the following morning, I apologized, and the conversation went something like this:
Mom: Is it too hot for you in that room?
Me: No, it’s quite comfortable, thanks.
Mom: But you were out here with nothing on.
Me: Right. I will always put something on when leaving the bedroom from now on.
Mom [making confused face]: So you just don’t wear any clothes to bed, ever?
Me: Right.
Mom: Okayyy…well that’s…a little unusual. How long has that been going on?
Me (27 years old at the time): Since I was 12.
Mom: Mkay. [long pause] I see!… So…anyway, what are your plans for today? How’s the cereal holding up? Is there anything I need to add to the grocery list?
It actually wasn’t even all that embarrassing because all she saw was my backside for like one second. I was just surprised she had no idea I wasn’t wearing pajamas for all those years I lived under my parents’ roof.
What if there is a fire and you need to flee the house? Neighbors will see you naked and your house burning down. Twice the embarrassment!
Anonymous
06/06/2024 06:01
Subject: Re:Most embarrassing naked moment
I was in high school working Christmas Day at a hotel restaurant. It was really busy and I was serving large family tables. One table I was at refused to make eye contact and was just awkward as I was serving them. I returned to the kitchen and noticed the feeling of air flow on my rear. I felt and my black flared slacks had split right open. I was wearing a skimpy thing. My whole bottom was just exposed! I was in a panic. The general manager of the hotel was helping out as the restaurant was so busy. She suggested I pull my tank top down over my bottom! I had a pair of jeans in my car, so I went to change and came back. I had to return to the same table in jeans.
It was absolutely mortifying and took me years until I could find it funny. I should have said screw this and off in my car and joined my family for Christmas!
It was absolutely mortifying and took me years until I could find it funny. I should have said screw this and off in my car and joined my family for Christmas!
Anonymous
06/05/2024 20:43
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
In my 20s, made the wise decision to go Skinny dipping at a very public beach with loud rowdy friends after a night out on the town, and of course the cops showed up to escort us out of the water. Luckily the cops had a healthy sense of humor that night.
Anonymous
06/05/2024 17:18
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Seeing my parents best friends au naturel when they stepped out of the hot tub late at night.
Anonymous
06/05/2024 16:55
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:this is the best story of all time
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-03-19-this-womans-story-about-getting-locked-out-of-a-german-spa-in-a-lil-towel-is-too-good-23955669.html
That's a good one, all right.
Anonymous
06/04/2024 11:26
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Accidentally seeing myself in the mirror when getting out of the shower.
Anonymous
06/03/2024 20:08
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:I was walking down the street in the middle of financial district. I was wearing a long flowing skirt and no underwear. I stepped on a subway grate and my skirt blew up. A homeless guy made a comment. Felt like the skirt was up for minutes. I’m sure it was only seconds. But I was mortified.
Oh man. Reminds me of a story where a friend was wearing only a sun dress when she was home for the summer from college and her mom asked her to run out quickly with a letter as the mailman was approaching. She did as she was asked and sprinted out into the front yard, but caught her sandal on the hose and tripped, basically doing a front flip. For anyone familiar with the painting “Origin of the World” by Courbet, the poor girl became that to the entire neighborhood for a minute. The mailman got much more of a show than he was bargaining for, I’m sure.
Anonymous
06/03/2024 18:33
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:this is the best story of all time
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-03-19-this-womans-story-about-getting-locked-out-of-a-german-spa-in-a-lil-towel-is-too-good-23955669.html
Oh. Dear. 😳
Anonymous
06/03/2024 16:59
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous
06/03/2024 16:36
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
I was staying with my mother for a little while after my father died and before I got married. Two facts that matter here: I sleep naked, and I’m a guy. One night I woke up thirsty and went to the kitchen for a drink, stark naked since it was 2am and the house was dark. As I’m standing at the counter pouring some lemonade in the dark with my back to the doorway, the light flips on, followed by a gasp, followed by the light flipping off as fast as it went on. I think the first thing that came to my mind was just, “Ah, sh*t. What is she doing up at this hour?” I said pardon me, please just look away until I’m back in my room, and she said ok.
At breakfast the following morning, I apologized, and the conversation went something like this:
Mom: Is it too hot for you in that room?
Me: No, it’s quite comfortable, thanks.
Mom: But you were out here with nothing on.
Me: Right. I will always put something on when leaving the bedroom from now on.
Mom [making confused face]: So you just don’t wear any clothes to bed, ever?
Me: Right.
Mom: Okayyy…well that’s…a little unusual. How long has that been going on?
Me (27 years old at the time): Since I was 12.
Mom: Mkay. [long pause] I see!… So…anyway, what are your plans for today? How’s the cereal holding up? Is there anything I need to add to the grocery list?
It actually wasn’t even all that embarrassing because all she saw was my backside for like one second. I was just surprised she had no idea I wasn’t wearing pajamas for all those years I lived under my parents’ roof.
At breakfast the following morning, I apologized, and the conversation went something like this:
Mom: Is it too hot for you in that room?
Me: No, it’s quite comfortable, thanks.
Mom: But you were out here with nothing on.
Me: Right. I will always put something on when leaving the bedroom from now on.
Mom [making confused face]: So you just don’t wear any clothes to bed, ever?
Me: Right.
Mom: Okayyy…well that’s…a little unusual. How long has that been going on?
Me (27 years old at the time): Since I was 12.
Mom: Mkay. [long pause] I see!… So…anyway, what are your plans for today? How’s the cereal holding up? Is there anything I need to add to the grocery list?
It actually wasn’t even all that embarrassing because all she saw was my backside for like one second. I was just surprised she had no idea I wasn’t wearing pajamas for all those years I lived under my parents’ roof.
Anonymous
06/01/2024 19:20
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:My bikini top that was just tube top got knocked down by a big wave at the beach. Never wore a tube top ever again.
This happened to me, too!! I was so disoriented from the wave whipping me around that I didn’t even realize my top was gone as I walked back to my towel.
Anonymous
06/01/2024 12:45
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:Freshman year in college at my frat house I walked in a couple locked in a 69 position.
But where you naked?
Anonymous
06/01/2024 12:44
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:At my high school two kids were in a car that went off the road and landed in a swimming pool. When they escaped from the car they were both completely naked.
Is this embarrassing?
Anonymous
06/01/2024 09:05
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I honestly don't care about being seen naked.
Good for you. This thread is not for you, then. But you felt compelled to comment anyway. Congratulations on being so superior to the rest of us.
NP. I'm just curious: Were you born a nasty person or is this character defect of yours learned behavior? Because, really, was that necessary? No.
Maybe YOUR comment was also unnecessary?
Anonymous
06/01/2024 08:47
Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My college boyfriend and I were getting busy in our hotel room when some man used a key card to walk right in! He yelled “I’m sorry!“ And slammed the door. We called the front desk and they said they accidentally face the wrong key put, and then had the audacity to say we should’ve had the chain on the door! But we were college kids so didn’t do anything… if it happened now I would’ve demanded some sort of Credit. [/quote]
Choice hotels has been accused of assisting people to abduct/rape solo female travelers. [/quote]
Years ago I had a very sexy & exotic girlfriend. We traveled around the southwest, often staying in inexpensive motels. When we checked in, she & I were usually together at the check-in desk. We noticed that we almost always got assigned to a room that was right next to the office, raising suspicions that they had peep holes.
Choice hotels has been accused of assisting people to abduct/rape solo female travelers. [/quote]
Years ago I had a very sexy & exotic girlfriend. We traveled around the southwest, often staying in inexpensive motels. When we checked in, she & I were usually together at the check-in desk. We noticed that we almost always got assigned to a room that was right next to the office, raising suspicions that they had peep holes.