Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 12:24     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:I'm 5'7 and 125 lbs, love having sex with my H of 20 years and I initiate a lot. Got pregnant on the 1st try at 41. I spend a significant amount of money on myself, dcum would die knowing how much and on what. I don't judge other people unless it's something major.


But ya do like to talk about yourself...
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 12:24     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I am 9/10 in every single one of those categories. Investment bankers, politicians, and wealthy SAHMs alike cower in my presence. I am a true intellect and paragon of class. That is why I spend my time posting here on DCUM.



LOL
I love this response!! I can’t really tell if it a joke or the person is serious ( it’s DCUM after all !)


Lol it’s a joke
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 12:22     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:I’m above average at inadvertently killing threads. So, the one post past necessary poster? Let’s see if I can keep that up here.


That used to be me. You must have taken over my job!
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 12:22     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’m hyperlexic. I solve six word puzzles every morning, including the NYT crossword, Wordle and Spelling Bee (to Queen Bee) usually in under an hour.


Same!

I also have a way-more-in-need-of-renovation kitchen than that other PP


Haha! My kitchen cabinets are decades old! But they have new doors so nobody notices until they start looking for plates or glasses. I really should do something about it.
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 12:21     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:People think I'm in my early 40s. I've had much younger guys ask me out, and much younger women invite me to henfests, and then I proudly say I'm 62. Some roll with it, some don't.


what is a henfest? I picture chickens...


Groups of women who regularly hang out together, usually over wine.
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 12:10     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
I am above average lazy.
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 12:07     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
I'm more cosmopolitan.
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 11:15     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:I have the least amount of health anxiety.


Excellent health huh?
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 10:43     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I have the least amount of health anxiety.


I win the prize for the most health anxiety. I know too much.


I can one up you- I have bad anxiety about health, family, career .. let’s see who can top that! LOL
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 10:41     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:I am 9/10 in every single one of those categories. Investment bankers, politicians, and wealthy SAHMs alike cower in my presence. I am a true intellect and paragon of class. That is why I spend my time posting here on DCUM.



LOL
I love this response!! I can’t really tell if it a joke or the person is serious ( it’s DCUM after all !)
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 10:40     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
I am more Midwestern because I live in Chicago.

I do find the vibe of these boards to be more intense then the Chicago boards, FWIW. Chicago parents in general seem more comfortable with evites and sibling etiquette at parties.
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 10:36     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:I have a salami that would make horses and donkeys cry.


Keep your salami away from them, you nasty creep.
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 10:32     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Hot and in shape. Can get any guy to sleep with me.
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 09:59     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:🤔 hmm, definitely the most average average. The best average. You can't get any better at average than me 😉


lol!

I was going to say something similar so I’ll go with typical DCUM irony

I’m the most humble person. No one is more humble than me!
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2024 09:56     Subject: How are you above average for dcum
Anonymous wrote:I’m hyperlexic. I solve six word puzzles every morning, including the NYT crossword, Wordle and Spelling Bee (to Queen Bee) usually in under an hour.


Same!

I also have a way-more-in-need-of-renovation kitchen than that other PP