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Anonymous wrote:I just see all these image consultants and pr folks saying - yes, that is the look for the state dinner, go on

Lauren doesn’t need them or care. Her fiancé’s money puts her on a level that few are on. Certainly, none of the image and pr people you spoke of.

Wow money. Some of us serve God and our family, we don’t obsess over who we can screw, literally, so we can live on a yacht or afford millions in surgical operations. These people are rich, but low and Godless. Nothing aspirational about them.

Don't capitalize "godless" - it's lowercase.

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Anonymous wrote:The dress is super tacky but it’s really Bezos that looks tacky for his massive downgrade in partners. Such secondhand embarrassment from watching this dude have his midlife crisis.

He seems happy

That doesn’t negate a word of what I said.

How is it a downgrade if now he is happy, and before he wasn't happy?

His ex is def more of a DC type. And she seems to be doing truly good things in the world now. I guess I don't know what it means to downgrade if now you're happier than you were before. Who cares if people who spend all day on DCUM - like me - approve of your partner or not, or think she's someone we'd have roomed with in college.

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Anonymous wrote:I just see all these image consultants and pr folks saying - yes, that is the look for the state dinner, go on

Lauren doesn’t need them or care. Her fiancé’s money puts her on a level that few are on. Certainly, none of the image and pr people you spoke of.

Wow money. Some of us serve God and our family, we don’t obsess over who we can screw, literally, so we can live on a yacht or afford millions in surgical operations. These people are rich, but low and Godless. Nothing aspirational about them.

Maybe she should get another few hundred thousand in operations. Yikes! She looks like a circus freak!

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Anonymous wrote:The dress is super tacky but it’s really Bezos that looks tacky for his massive downgrade in partners. Such secondhand embarrassment from watching this dude have his midlife crisis.

He seems happy

That doesn’t negate a word of what I said.

Anonymous wrote:they are just a total cliche couple.

I think they're just shy of total cliche- she's in her 50s not 20s.

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Anonymous wrote:Woof. No one wants to see elderly décolleté. It's only attractive on the 18-30 year olds.

Nice bit of ageism you have going on there. Ever think it might be attractive to people closer to the target audience, and that many people likely don't find you very attractive but say nothing?

No. She’s just a shameless succubus who has a mid life crisis dork wrapped around her finger. Big whoop. She’s a trashy embarrassment and he’s making a fool of himself. .

Anonymous wrote:The dress is super tacky but it’s really Bezos that looks tacky for his massive downgrade in partners. Such secondhand embarrassment from watching this dude have his midlife crisis.

He seems happy

they are just a total cliche couple.

The dress is super tacky but it’s really Bezos that looks tacky for his massive downgrade in partners. Such secondhand embarrassment from watching this dude have his midlife crisis.

Anonymous wrote:Her ears and feet are too big.

Not hot

She got the boob job to draw the eye away from the huge earlobes and long feet

Her ears and feet are too big.

Not hot

Honestly, it makes me sad when I look at her. The potential that she could achieve with all that money and access and the result of what I am staring at...makes me depressed!

I want to see something amazing. What we get is a human version of a Bratz doll.

I think she incites so much hate on DCUM not because she's next-level tacky (which she is) but because seeing that level of tackiness achieve a net worth that even all the strivers in the DMV who have tried SO hard to do everything right their whole lives are unlikely to ever even sniff just rankles the troops ...

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Anonymous wrote:Not chic. Agree that she and k guilfoyle share the same style.

I love her shoes.

Me too!

Her boobs look like they hurt pushed up that far though. Like the skin looks really tight.

THat wasn't the dress, it's because she has Ivana style bolt-ons that she likes to have on display at ever opportunity.

haha, look, they're free floating. Magically up there. Although they look painful, like they're about to pop.

Between those and her lips, just ewww. With her resources, how is she not doing better with the work and taste level?