My hamster is nocturnal. It sleeps during the day.

Older male cat is a boomer. He's an executive director type. Probably works at an investment firm. He's an exacting boss and thinks you're incompetent. Wears well tailored suits.


Middle Cat is an ornithologist specializes in African birds. Specializes in bird calls.

Our youngest cat is a child model/actor. They praise his looks as well as his ability to work well with adult actors. But he needs to be the only child star.

My two year old cat would definitely by the CEO of a major corporation. I have never met such a bossy cat. She has set a healthy and vigorous routine for us and keeps us all on a tight leash. We rise, eat, play, clean, and sleep according to her schedule, and she'll fire us if we deviate.

Over eager Walmart greeter.

Cat 1: used bookstore owner; sits around watching you judgementally until you skulk out without buying anything

Cat 2: stunt man; WILL attempt to leap from the floor to the top of the fridge and back down without any consideration of his aging back

I have a pug, whose talents are.... limited. He's great at cleaning the kitchen floor though so perhaps he could be a custodian.

Anonymous wrote:None. My chihuahua would be idling in prison for assult.

Thank you for the laugh. This is very on-brand for a Chihuahua.

Greeter. Social director. Aerobic fitness instructor. Depression therapist.

Mall security. Lots of false bravado in this Havanese

None. My chihuahua would be idling in prison for assult.

My cat would be a model. She would model for Louis Vuitton, High end jewelry brands, Gucci,etc.

Both cats are Scottish folds and litter mates.
Miss Americana is smart, reasonable, slightly judgmental, and follows the rules. She’s an accountant.

Her brother, The Heartbreak Prince is beautiful, funny, outgoing, purrs constantly, and loves everyone but is very sensitive. He’s a teen heartthrob boy bander or actor.

"Professional cuddler because he has no other skills" - my husband referring to our very cute but dumb and anxious lap dog.

Great Pyr: He's a gorgeous but insubordinate green beret. He knows better than his commanding officers where he should be and what he should be doing. Rules chafe but he's handsome so he gets away with it. He'll star in his own movie some day.