If I were your husband, I'd stop going downstairs and just poop upstairs until you appreciated that I was doing it for both of us

Anonymous wrote:Is this some kind of scat troll? Gross.

Yeah, we are 4 pages in- you offended your own sensibilities, here.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I get where you're coming from and why you did it, but not allowing someone the dignity to clean themselves and making them get up and walk around vulnerable and soiled is just...idk. It feels wrong and almost cruel.

I'd be fed up if I were you too though, just not sure what I'd do about it.

Oh please. It’s hardly the Trail of Tears.

I’m just saying I would feel like my spouse intentionally humiliated me to punish me and I would not like it. I would understand their frustration with me, but it would make me question their respect and love for me.

Bingo, that's likely exactly how OP feels when she has to rescue this unprepared pooper; hopefully he will understand now how she feels! And dignity is not the word that comes to mind when we are talking unprepared poopers, BTW. I think this guy is a lot of things but dignified is not one of them. He clearly isn't dignified enough to be looking for a grade A standard pooping experience.

Anonymous wrote:You sound perfect for each other. And we thank you for taking each other off the market.

+1

I bet they also argue over whethe the "division of labor" in the home is "fair" and which of them takes more of the "mental load" blah blah buzzwords.

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Anonymous wrote:Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.

--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff

Most women do not want to play mommy to a husband.

I’m happy for you that you enjoy it! And I’m happy for your husband that he met you! This is not a common kink.

Not the PP to whom you're responding, but also married for decades, like that PP. The supposedly humorous contempt in your post above, and in the OP's post and follow-ups, is pathetic. Adults choose battles and don't bean-count every interaction-- but clearly both you and OP are the bean-counting type, who keep tabs on every tiny day-to-day interaction with your spouses. I guess that's your kink. How exhausting and petty.

Anonymous wrote:Update: spouse is back downstairs and acting totally normal. But…THERE IS STILL NO TOILET PAPER ON THE TOILET PAPER HOLDER.

The learned helplessness is real.

Clearly, per the bolded, you did the right thing. But you will have to do it a few more times for him to help himself.

PS divorce if he starts smearing sh!t on the wall.

Anonymous wrote:You sound perfect for each other. And we thank you for taking each other off the market.

😀😀

Go in the other bathroom and pretend you are pooping, don't come out until you hear him come upstairs.

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Anonymous wrote:Team OP.

OP, I would’ve pretended I didn’t hear him and disappeared out of earshot, to just let him deal with his consequences without.

He probably would have called.

“oh I must’ve turned off my phone. Sorry.”

Anonymous wrote:Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.

--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff

Most women do not want to play mommy to a husband.

I’m happy for you that you enjoy it! And I’m happy for your husband that he met you! This is not a common kink.

Anonymous wrote:Team OP.

OP, I would’ve pretended I didn’t hear him and disappeared out of earshot, to just let him deal with his consequences without.

He probably would have called.

Natural Consequences. We use them on our kids. Good to know they work on Husbands too.

I’d buy a 24 pack of TP from amazon and put it in his bathroom.

Lunatic!

You sound perfect for each other. And we thank you for taking each other off the market.