I’m just sorry there isn’t a new SNL tonight. This would be an excellent cold open.

Perhaps Boebert could play it off like groping is NBD and then grope everyone she meets.

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Anonymous wrote:Saw the video of her date groping her breast in the theater.

Obviously a very low-class, vulgar, trashy, inappropriate move…especially in a theater.

But as a woman of a certain age, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t sigh and remember the days when I was younger and men couldn’t keep their hands off me…even in public.

Sure, she’s an aggressively stupid person who has no business being anyone’s elected official. But she’s still having fun.

It wasn't fun to the family sitting behind her. Not sure I want my daughter watching a handjob in progress.

While I don’t disagree, I feel like societal mores and values have (sadly) shifted after decades of bare booties, twerking, hyper-sexual and vulgar music/dancing/clothing/speech, etc.

I mean, adults wear pj’s and sleepers on planes.

Homecoming dresses make everyone look trampy.

The fact that Boebert felt comfortable wearing that dress to the theater…at her age…underscores how times have changed.

In short: we no longer have class or any sense of decorum.

Heck, there are tons of threads making fun of women for wearing pantyhose…as if naked legs look appropriate on K St. or the Hill under a Brooks Brothers skirt suit or Ann Taylor shift.

Anonymous wrote:Saw the video of her date groping her breast in the theater.

Obviously a very low-class, vulgar, trashy, inappropriate move…especially in a theater.

But as a woman of a certain age, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t sigh and remember the days when I was younger and men couldn’t keep their hands off me…even in public.

Sure, she’s an aggressively stupid person who has no business being anyone’s elected official. But she’s still having fun.

It wasn't fun to the family sitting behind her. Not sure I want my daughter watching a handjob in progress.

White Trash Power! MAGA! Vote Republican ladies!

Saw the video of her date groping her breast in the theater.

Obviously a very low-class, vulgar, trashy, inappropriate move…especially in a theater.

But as a woman of a certain age, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t sigh and remember the days when I was younger and men couldn’t keep their hands off me…even in public.

Sure, she’s an aggressively stupid person who has no business being anyone’s elected official. But she’s still having fun.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They got a high definition video of Lauren Boebert getting her breasts grabbed inside of a dark theater, but still don't know who placed the pipe bomb at the Capitol on January 6th?

This country is so full of crap!

The pipe bomb was not at the capital.

And if you think about that for one minute, you might understand how the two circumstances were different.

You need to listen to Fox more attentively (and perhaps don’t push the whole pipe bomb investigation since I have a feeling it was your side carrying out the violence that day),

Listen to Fox “more attentively”??? You realize that they have gone to the courts saying that they are an ENTERTAINMENT platform and not a source of facts and news. Read the Tucker Carlson case and the lawyers literally argued that what he says “cannot reasonably be interpreted as facts.” You are being had. Please read or watch some reputable sources.

You are misunderstanding the post, which was tongue in cheek.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They got a high definition video of Lauren Boebert getting her breasts grabbed inside of a dark theater, but still don't know who placed the pipe bomb at the Capitol on January 6th?

This country is so full of crap!

The pipe bomb was not at the capital.

And if you think about that for one minute, you might understand how the two circumstances were different.

You need to listen to Fox more attentively (and perhaps don’t push the whole pipe bomb investigation since I have a feeling it was your side carrying out the violence that day),

Listen to Fox “more attentively”??? You realize that they have gone to the courts saying that they are an ENTERTAINMENT platform and not a source of facts and news. Read the Tucker Carlson case and the lawyers literally argued that what he says “cannot reasonably be interpreted as facts.” You are being had. Please read or watch some reputable sources.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They got a high definition video of Lauren Boebert getting her breasts grabbed inside of a dark theater, but still don't know who placed the pipe bomb at the Capitol on January 6th?

This country is so full of crap!

The pipe bomb was not at the capital.

And if you think about that for one minute, you might understand how the two circumstances were different.

You need to listen to Fox more attentively (and perhaps don’t push the whole pipe bomb investigation since I have a feeling it was your side carrying out the violence that day),

You think it was the Democrats planted a pipe bomb right next to their own party headquarters and that the Democrats planted a pipe bomb further away from the Republican Party headquarters the night before the GOP attempted to overthrow the government? Good lord. Critical thinking and the basic ability to form clear thoughts are gone, aren’t they?

Why did Ms. Handsy-and-grooming-the-children give tours before the GOP attempted to overthrow the government? That’s weird, isn’t it?

Anonymous wrote:They got a high definition video of Lauren Boebert getting her breasts grabbed inside of a dark theater, but still don't know who placed the pipe bomb at the Capitol on January 6th?

This country is so full of crap!

The pipe bomb was not at the capital.

And if you think about that for one minute, you might understand how the two circumstances were different.

You need to listen to Fox more attentively (and perhaps don’t push the whole pipe bomb investigation since I have a feeling it was your side carrying out the violence that day),

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lmao....the response in the media is hilarious.

Boebert does what literally 90% of all straight sexually active adults have done in their life and the media plasters her. Meanwhile a Dem politician is a literal prostitute on OnlyFans online and the response is "Good for her!" Clap clap! And hardly any mention in national media.

NGL...looks like she's got a fantastic set!

But god forbid a gay teacher has a picture of their spouse.

Straight people fondling breasts and giving hand jobs in public in front of kids=A-ok.

Oh please, half your kids in high school are heavy petty each other in the movie theaters, at school, and at parties.

Are you really trying to normalize this by comparing it to juvenile misbehavior?? I never thought I'd miss the days when y'all were clutching your pearls over Michelle Obama's exposed shoulders. But I see the party has found its inner Jerry Springer.

They are trying to normalize this. They have no values. Everything is mutable and nothing means anything beyond what they need it to mean in that moment.

Also, I've got to say - I really do find this whole episode hysterical. I guess it would have been tough to predict if it were Boebert or MTG who'd end up in this scenario, but Marge ended up looking like the classy dame after all. Good job, Maams.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They got a high definition video of Lauren Boebert getting her breasts grabbed inside of a dark theater, but still don't know who placed the pipe bomb at the Capitol on January 6th?

This country is so full of crap!

Did Boebert consent to this video being taken or is someone attempting to shame her?

LOL! No has to “attempt” anything when little Lauren was groping and getting groped in public.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lmao....the response in the media is hilarious.

Boebert does what literally 90% of all straight sexually active adults have done in their life and the media plasters her. Meanwhile a Dem politician is a literal prostitute on OnlyFans online and the response is "Good for her!" Clap clap! And hardly any mention in national media.

NGL...looks like she's got a fantastic set!

But god forbid a gay teacher has a picture of their spouse.

Straight people fondling breasts and giving hand jobs in public in front of kids=A-ok.

Oh please, half your kids in high school are heavy petty each other in the movie theaters, at school, and at parties.

Are you for real trying to say it's fine that a member of Congress was performing a public sex act in a crowded theater? And not one where people were there to see her sex act, but where they'd spent good money to take themselves and their families to see a musical? You're for real trying to say that her boob play and handy are just totally fine, normal even, right there and then?

Idiocracy is proof that time travel exists, and our future was recorded in the movie.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They got a high definition video of Lauren Boebert getting her breasts grabbed inside of a dark theater, but still don't know who placed the pipe bomb at the Capitol on January 6th?

This country is so full of crap!

Did Boebert consent to this video being taken or is someone attempting to shame her?

Public setting, public video. This is also security video surveillance without audio, which is not restricted in a public setting in Colorado.

Yes I'm pretty sure the video is all from the venue's surveillance. After she made a stink they put it all out there.