Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 07:52     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I like Disney World.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 07:51     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I let my dog off the leash in the woods.
I don’t pick up poop in the woods either as long as it’s not on the trail where people walk.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 07:46     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I also wear capris!

I circumcised my son and sleep trained all my kids.

Our white kids go to a very diverse school district and we all love it.

Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 07:45     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I barely make $100k income annually but spend $6k - $10k annually on vacations. My only regret is that I haven’t spent more!
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 07:41     Subject: Re:What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I keep my coats in the house.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 07:34     Subject: Re:What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
Small house! Kids have Bs!
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 07:33     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I wear capris.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 07:00     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Poop in places that aren’t a dedicated bathroom that only I use (which is a good thing since we only have one bathroom necessarily shared — I’m still not over all the people who have rules about which bathrooms are for pooping in). Believe everyone is acting the best faith possible. Think salaries above $100k are high.


I’m a fellow poop where I can person. I had no idea people had such rules until I came to DCUM


Gross. So you stink up a bathroom during a party?


When I have to poop, I have to poop. Would you prefer I do it outside instead? It’s not like I can hold it in.


Why don’t you go at your own home? Why must you defecate in public?
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 06:34     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
Anonymous wrote:I got married when I was 23, and it was the best decision I ever made. To DCUM’s utter disbelief, we’re still happy 20 years later, we have three kids (who will all be launched before we turn 50), graduate degrees, and a $5M investment portfolio.


The humblebrag thread is two down from this
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 06:33     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I don’t miss a wink of sleep about what college my kid will go to. He might not even go.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 06:28     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I got married when I was 23, and it was the best decision I ever made. To DCUM’s utter disbelief, we’re still happy 20 years later, we have three kids (who will all be launched before we turn 50), graduate degrees, and a $5M investment portfolio.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 05:46     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I have a deer head hanging on my office wall
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2023 05:31     Subject: Re:What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I never went to college.
Anonymous
Post 05/23/2023 23:37     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I’m a marriage counselor.
Anonymous
Post 05/23/2023 23:31     Subject: What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?
I'm a teacher.

I rent a prewar apartment in the city. I don't want to own a house.

I drink soda every day.