Anonymous
Post 03/19/2023 11:35     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes

...all the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Bette Davis eyes


Dude, you just educated me... I seriously thought that was the lyric until you forced me to look it up...
Anonymous
Post 03/19/2023 10:46     Subject: Misheard lyrics

"I want to be sedated" as "I want a piece of David"
Anonymous
Post 03/19/2023 10:32     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:It is not wrapped up like a douche!


This is clear: She was blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche. Another ruler in the night.
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2023 23:49     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes

...all the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Bette Davis eyes
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2023 22:43     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Rocket man, burning all the streets I've ever known.

Anonymous
Post 03/18/2023 22:18     Subject: Misheard lyrics

I was in kindergarten in 1976 and proudly belted out LEV REE DUM REID and was convinced these were the words to My Country ‘Tis of Thee.
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2023 22:10     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:Whenever I saw mention of “Our Lips are Sealed,” I always thought that it seems so popular and that it was strange that I’ve never heard it. I always thought the singer was saying, “Promise I’ll see ya,” or, “I’m with Cecile.”


I remember singing, “Honest, I’ll see you! and thought was the song title.
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2023 21:53     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Whenever I saw mention of “Our Lips are Sealed,” I always thought that it seems so popular and that it was strange that I’ve never heard it. I always thought the singer was saying, “Promise I’ll see ya,” or, “I’m with Cecile.”
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2023 08:49     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:Kenny Rogers- You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille. Four hundred children all crappin' in the field.

Apparently there were only 4 hungry children and a crop in the field!


Very free range parenting.
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2023 07:26     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Kenny Rogers- You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille. Four hundred children all crappin' in the field.

Apparently there were only 4 hungry children and a crop in the field!
Anonymous
Post 03/17/2023 21:31     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:Like a twister I was born to walk alone!


Anonymous
Post 03/17/2023 16:22     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Like a twister I was born to walk alone!
Anonymous
Post 03/17/2023 16:11     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

I always thought Elton John was singing about a farmed love of lanolin.

“Loves lies Bleating in my hand”
Anonymous
Post 03/09/2023 22:17     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

I thought Simple Minds was singing “I like fried chicken” instead of “alive and kicking”.
Anonymous
Post 03/09/2023 21:00     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Shareef don't like it
Lock the taskbar! Lock the taskbar!


Rock the catbox! Rock the catbox!


hahaha!