Anonymous
Post 05/27/2022 09:57     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Any and all jokes. Please post them here. The cheesier the better.


Superman is performing aerial stunts in New York City and as he goes by the Empire State Bldg. He sees Wonder Woman sun bathing au naturel
"Umm, I've always fancied her. This could be my lucky day," he thinks to himself. He jumps over a couple of buildings in a single bound and finds himself on the sun deck with Wonder Woman. In true Superman fashion, he is faster than a speeding bullet and then swooshes off. Wonder Woman sits up and turns to the Invisible Man and says, "What was that all about"? "I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but it hurt like Hell!"


I remember hearing this when I was young…. And totally not understanding. This is the first time I’ve heard it since and I’m, now I get it!


Lol
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2022 11:13     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Any and all jokes. Please post them here. The cheesier the better.


Superman is performing aerial stunts in New York City and as he goes by the Empire State Bldg. He sees Wonder Woman sun bathing au naturel
"Umm, I've always fancied her. This could be my lucky day," he thinks to himself. He jumps over a couple of buildings in a single bound and finds himself on the sun deck with Wonder Woman. In true Superman fashion, he is faster than a speeding bullet and then swooshes off. Wonder Woman sits up and turns to the Invisible Man and says, "What was that all about"? "I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but it hurt like Hell!"


I remember hearing this when I was young…. And totally not understanding. This is the first time I’ve heard it since and I’m, now I get it!
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2022 11:09     Subject: Re:Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”


O.k. I don't get it.


It be the sea.

Yeah, I don't get homophones either. I don't process language that way.


I was noticing the extra step required from hearing a joke told and reading a joke.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2022 11:05     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
If a stork brings babies, what kind of bird brings no babies?

A little swallow
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2022 22:35     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.


How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

That's not funny!
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2022 22:28     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!



Anonymous
Post 05/22/2022 18:34     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Any and all jokes. Please post them here. The cheesier the better.


Superman is performing aerial stunts in New York City and as he goes by the Empire State Bldg. He sees Wonder Woman sun bathing au naturel
"Umm, I've always fancied her. This could be my lucky day," he thinks to himself. He jumps over a couple of buildings in a single bound and finds himself on the sun deck with Wonder Woman. In true Superman fashion, he is faster than a speeding bullet and then swooshes off. Wonder Woman sits up and turns to the Invisible Man and says, "What was that all about"? "I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but it hurt like Hell!"


I think I get it, but I want to make sure.

So, WW was getting it on with IM. Superman did the deed with the IM in error, right?




You got it.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2022 18:16     Subject: Re:Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.



Cute!
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2022 18:15     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Any and all jokes. Please post them here. The cheesier the better.


Superman is performing aerial stunts in New York City and as he goes by the Empire State Bldg. He sees Wonder Woman sun bathing au naturel
"Umm, I've always fancied her. This could be my lucky day," he thinks to himself. He jumps over a couple of buildings in a single bound and finds himself on the sun deck with Wonder Woman. In true Superman fashion, he is faster than a speeding bullet and then swooshes off. Wonder Woman sits up and turns to the Invisible Man and says, "What was that all about"? "I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but it hurt like Hell!"


I think I get it, but I want to make sure.

So, WW was getting it on with IM. Superman did the deed with the IM in error, right?


Anonymous
Post 05/22/2022 18:13     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!


🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2022 17:56     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2022 08:13     Subject: Re:Tell me your best jokes
Q. Did you hear that bald eagles have been taken off the endangered list?

A. It seems that they have been undercounted for years. It turns out many were folding their feathers over the top of their heads.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2022 07:50     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
What do you call a cod in a tuxedo?


Sofishticated.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2022 07:19     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2022 07:06     Subject: Tell me your best jokes
Anonymous wrote:There once was a zoo. It was a terrible zoo. It was so awful, it only had one animal. It was a shitzu. (Sh** zoo…)


No it goes like this:

Went to the zoo the other day.

It only had one dog in it.

It was a shih tzu.