Ok, time to mock the Ops list.. Man seeking Woman:
She must drink bourbon and like cigars
drives a classic muscle car and knows how to work on it
Plays golf and joins me on the guys only spring trip
Hates to cook but loves red meat and wings
High maintenance needs hair, nails, skin treatment 2x/wk
No parenting skills, has relationship issues with in-laws
loves politics and believes many conspiracy theory claims
Flame on.. add to my list!