Truly the worst reno I have ever seen in the DMV. I tip my hat to you, OP. Let’s play a game. What will this eventually sell for?

OP-I want to congratulate you on this achievement. This really is the ugliest freaking house in all of the DMV!!

I remember feeling uncomfortable when they started building this--just not understanding the ratio of house to lot size and how close it is to a busy street. But I could never have imagined this monstrosity. Every single freaking choice (light fixtures, colors, tile, sinks, faucets, windows, wood stain, layout) is awful. WOW!!!

I like how they left the quaint little garden gate and stairs like it has any relation to the nonsense behind it. WTAF???

Oh goodness. Notice how the kitchen cabinets have been modified to look custom (up to the ceiling), but the colors are different shades of white. This is so awful.

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Anonymous wrote:Is there no electricity? Why is it so dark?? And what is that gold stripe across the tile floor?

Extension cord

Omg, an extension cord is the only thing that makes those first *30* interior photos not look like the first few minutes of the aWizard of Oz.

Is there a window shortage? Did they find these one sale? I refuse to believe someone designed this home with those windows. Did Home Depot run out of kitchen tile and lighting fixtures? I don’t understand.

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Anonymous wrote:Old house was nice. New house is awful. The tile floors are hideous. The light fixtures look like the ones sold at Costco. The stairs are potential death to any little kids under 40 pounds….surprised they are even allowed.

Can confirm, as I have a version of them in my dining room

The foyer light is just a pendant, it needs to be much longer.

Charlie Munger must be the builder's silent partner.

Anonymous wrote:I wish there was a floor plan included. Why is the kitchen/family room so small? What else encompasses the first floor? All the pictures are the kitchen/family room, stairs, and the bedrooms. It looks so small on the inside and so large on the outside.

Same. And if what they are showing presumably includes the most flattering rooms in the house, what are they possibly hiding???

I wish there was a floor plan included. Why is the kitchen/family room so small? What else encompasses the first floor? All the pictures are the kitchen/family room, stairs, and the bedrooms. It looks so small on the inside and so large on the outside.

Anonymous wrote:Holy moly. The sins of the builders. What IS that thing? But the ceramic floors glimmer, so there is that

I think you mean they GLIMMER.

Is there a photo of what the house there looked like before?

This is truly hideous. The inside more than the out, but the outside looks like a mini Ikea factory.

Holy moly. The sins of the builders. What IS that thing? But the ceramic floors glimmer, so there is that

Anonymous wrote:Old house was nice. New house is awful. The tile floors are hideous. The light fixtures look like the ones sold at Costco. The stairs are potential death to any little kids under 40 pounds….surprised they are even allowed.

Can confirm, as I have a version of them in my dining room

Where is the original house?? The original house was adorable, and could have been fixed up to look nice. Yes, it was small, but the lot is tiny so it was proportionate. This is a monstrosity.

the floor is awful