Anonymous
07/06/2021 19:06
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Anonymous wrote:What can we do for fun when it's 90+ degrees?
Calisthenics followed by a cup of piping hot beef broth.
Anonymous
07/06/2021 14:36
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What can we do for fun when it's 90+ degrees?
Anonymous
07/05/2021 11:52
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Anonymous wrote:Can you recommend a place in the eastern time zone within a day's drive where I can buy a cheap summer house that doesn't have summer heat, humidity, or mosquitoes?
Ridge key WV or Accident MD
Anonymous
07/04/2021 18:14
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Anonymous wrote:DH was drunk and picked up the baby and held it to his bare chest to "breast feed". The baby latched on to his man-boob (he's overweight) and I looked on in frozen horror. After not getting any milk the baby began screaming uncontrollably. I snatched baby away, and I could smell booze from DH's sweat on the baby's breath.
Will my baby develop Fetal Alcohol Syndrome or become an alcoholic after ingesting the boozy sweat from someone who probably had a blood alcohol level about about .25 - .30? I'm really worried.
The fact that the baby latched on means that this is not the first time DH has offered his breast. Make your baby do exercises to burn off the alcohol just to be sure. I would be worried, not for your baby, but who else DH is offering his man boob to.....?
Anonymous
07/04/2021 18:09
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Anonymous wrote:I’m hosting a 4th of July cookout and invited a vegan. I left over a bag of baby carrots for her, but instead she ate all of the potato salad. Now everyone is complaining about the lack of food and leaving my party.
Quick, what can I cook up to serve everyone so they stay?? In my cupboard I have a can of tuna, a bottle of kochujang, and 6 asparagus spears.
Lightly fry the tuna, put it in the center of the plate, and arrange asparagus spears around it. I have no idea what kochujang is, but pour it up in wine glasses and serve.
Anonymous
07/04/2021 18:06
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Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I forgot it was the Fourth of July and we have no plans and no fireworks and I feel like a slightly bad mom.
That's horrible. We're going to have hot dogs tonight (without buns) and I just boiled potatoes for potato salad. I took my kids on an outing for 20 minutes until one kid started crying. Tonight we're going to listen to fireworks from inside the house. I'm such a better mom than you.
POTATO SALAD????!! Like with Mayo??? OMG
Yes, I planned ahead. We also are going to make s'mores by roasting marshmellows over the stove burners.
Anonymous
07/04/2021 18:03
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Anonymous wrote:I’ve just diagnosed my partner as being ‘on the spectrum’. Because we often argue and he’s just over me.
How do I
1. Keep up the storyline that spectrum = bad behavior
2. Find a support group for other partners such as myself- who are blameless AND undercover doctors?
3. Continue to blast my partner- in front of my kids? Because if they really do have ASD- so do my kids, and I want to make sure they know ‘spectrum’ = bad choices & behavior!
Just divorce him. I thought mine was on the spectrum too, til I figured out he's just an a-hole.
Anonymous
07/04/2021 17:43
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Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Can you recommend a place in the eastern time zone within a day's drive where I can buy a cheap summer house that doesn't have summer heat, humidity, or mosquitoes?
Everyone knows Northern Arlington is the greatest Utopia in all of the galaxy. Kids are smarter, men richer, women skinnier, mosquitoes only harass Maryland drivers, the air is a perfect 75 degrees and all commutes are magical.
I live here and can also vouch we have no issues with flash flooding or rodents. It’s absolute paradise.
And our school system is five star.
Anonymous
07/04/2021 16:28
Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
I’m hosting a 4th of July cookout and invited a vegan. I left over a bag of baby carrots for her, but instead she ate all of the potato salad. Now everyone is complaining about the lack of food and leaving my party.
Quick, what can I cook up to serve everyone so they stay?? In my cupboard I have a can of tuna, a bottle of kochujang, and 6 asparagus spears.
Quick, what can I cook up to serve everyone so they stay?? In my cupboard I have a can of tuna, a bottle of kochujang, and 6 asparagus spears.
Anonymous
07/04/2021 16:11
Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
DH was drunk and picked up the baby and held it to his bare chest to "breast feed". The baby latched on to his man-boob (he's overweight) and I looked on in frozen horror. After not getting any milk the baby began screaming uncontrollably. I snatched baby away, and I could smell booze from DH's sweat on the baby's breath.
Will my baby develop Fetal Alcohol Syndrome or become an alcoholic after ingesting the boozy sweat from someone who probably had a blood alcohol level about about .25 - .30? I'm really worried.
Will my baby develop Fetal Alcohol Syndrome or become an alcoholic after ingesting the boozy sweat from someone who probably had a blood alcohol level about about .25 - .30? I'm really worried.
Anonymous
07/04/2021 16:04
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Anonymous wrote:I forgot it was the Fourth of July and we have no plans and no fireworks and I feel like a slightly bad mom.
Meet an Argentine and celebrate the 9th of July.
Anonymous
07/04/2021 15:56
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Anonymous wrote:Can you recommend a place in the eastern time zone within a day's drive where I can buy a cheap summer house that doesn't have summer heat, humidity, or mosquitoes?
Cleveland
Anonymous
07/04/2021 15:31
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Anonymous wrote:How can I use all this leftover Kochujang I have?!
Use like pizza sauce.
Anonymous
07/04/2021 15:30
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Anonymous wrote:Can you recommend a place in the eastern time zone within a day's drive where I can buy a cheap summer house that doesn't have summer heat, humidity, or mosquitoes?
Everyone knows Northern Arlington is the greatest Utopia in all of the galaxy. Kids are smarter, men richer, women skinnier, mosquitoes only harass Maryland drivers, the air is a perfect 75 degrees and all commutes are magical.
Anonymous
07/04/2021 15:28
Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I forgot it was the Fourth of July and we have no plans and no fireworks and I feel like a slightly bad mom.
That's horrible. We're going to have hot dogs tonight (without buns) and I just boiled potatoes for potato salad. I took my kids on an outing for 20 minutes until one kid started crying. Tonight we're going to listen to fireworks from inside the house. I'm such a better mom than you.
POTATO SALAD????!! Like with Mayo??? OMG