I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift
All of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room
I should not be left to my own devices
They come with prices and vices
I end up in crisis (tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I'll watch as you're leaving
'Cause you got tired of my scheming
(For the last time)
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
At tea time, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
And I'm a monster on the hill
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city
Pierced through the heart, but never killed
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism
Like some kind of congressman? (Tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I'll watch as you're leaving
And life will lose all its meaning
(For the last time)
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
At tea time, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
I have this dream my daughter in-law kills me for the money
She thinks I left them in the will
The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out
"She's laughing up at us from hell"
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, hi, everybody agrees, everybody agrees
It's me, hi (hi), I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
At tea (tea) time (time), everybody agrees (everybody agrees)
I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

New nickname for Big Sis.

Jenblossums

Love JH the brand. She gives us so much free content and rich discussions, even if a lot of these discussions are critical of her!

I do not follow any other celebrity but something about all this keeps me coming back to these boards to see what she’s up to.

Anonymous wrote:Remy looked amazing! Her whole look was perfection. Of course she doesn’t even get a name check in Jen’s whirlwind weekend recap. More time talking about pizza dough and insurance.

And BESTIES.

Remy looked amazing! Her whole look was perfection. Of course she doesn’t even get a name check in Jen’s whirlwind weekend recap. More time talking about pizza dough and insurance.

What sort of client-therapist relationship allows for mutually beneficial financial side deals?

The same kind of therapist who would be treating Remy and then think it ok to treat her mother as a primary patient. This is clearly a shady and unethical therapist not to mention how many times Jen has mentioned having graduated from therapy when it is obvious that she needs a lot more. I wish she would go a find an actual, professional therapist and do some real, deep work on herself.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Did she ever post the final picture of Remy (who I’m sure looked amazing, as always)? Jen had said in the video that she had not gotten permission to post any prom-prep footage, but that she had been given the green-light to post a finished-product photo, which was to come. But it never came. Something probably went down. 😬 Seems like if the night had been awesome, Jen would have done some photo-bragging and restaurant-bragging. Her M.O. seems to be to just go silent when unable to fabricate fabulousness. Hope Remy’s okay, whatever the stressors were.

A normal person would’ve asked for a video, not posted anything at all when the answer was no, and then posted a photo later. Some teens don’t even want their photos posted. I hope Remy had fun once she escaped the drama.

It's now been posted...but not a mention of why other than she was too busy enjoying all the things. Insert eye roll.

But not so busy to insult her daughter and then rave on about her prom and talking about special prom kids she was always soooo attuned to spotting. She raved more about complete strangers than she did her daughter.

Not posting a picture for a couple of days because she’d been so gushingly busy was a direct aggressive slap at Remy for not getting her way in videoing her for content.

The dress was classic and beautiful.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Did she ever post the final picture of Remy (who I’m sure looked amazing, as always)? Jen had said in the video that she had not gotten permission to post any prom-prep footage, but that she had been given the green-light to post a finished-product photo, which was to come. But it never came. Something probably went down. 😬 Seems like if the night had been awesome, Jen would have done some photo-bragging and restaurant-bragging. Her M.O. seems to be to just go silent when unable to fabricate fabulousness. Hope Remy’s okay, whatever the stressors were.

A normal person would’ve asked for a video, not posted anything at all when the answer was no, and then posted a photo later. Some teens don’t even want their photos posted. I hope Remy had fun once she escaped the drama.

It's now been posted...but not a mention of why other than she was too busy enjoying all the things. Insert eye roll.

And for all Jen’s pissy time management snarky about if she doesn’t get her make up done, if she walks out with only lip gloss blah blah blah I thought her makeup was stunning and completely appropriate for her age, dress, face, color.

Glad Jen didn’t have to do anything as she stated more than once it wasn’t her problem.

Anonymous wrote:Did Jen ever disclose the financial arrangement she made with her therapist for their MeCourse content?

It's absolutely insane that they believe they can get away with this.

What sort of client-therapist relationship allows for mutually beneficial financial side deals?

They believe they can get away with it because they have. You are correct that it’s insane though.

Anonymous wrote:I nominate Anonymous.

This made me LOL.

I bet no spies will be necessary. There will surely be someone(s) who call it out after they go cruising with genuine intentions of fun and don’t get the money worth out of it. There were several of those after her last book tour. Women who paid extra for a meet and greet and autographed cookbook, but instead were rushed through a photo line where they got all of 30 seconds with her, nothing personal, and then the autographed book was really an autographed sticker (not personalized) that had been stuck in the inside cover. That led some people to this page as their eyes were opened. After spending $2000 or more on a cruise experience, we should expect more fan-disenchantment.

Anonymous wrote:Tyler’s Mother’s Day gift to Jen was really sweet. Remy, of course, looked amazing. I hope Jen’s weekend was as wonderful IRL as what she posts online.

Agreed. Wasn’t looking for Jen to have a bad weekend by any means. Just looking for Remy NOT to. And it looks like Remy was good to go. Happy to see it.

Tyler’s Mother’s Day gift to Jen was really sweet. Remy, of course, looked amazing. I hope Jen’s weekend was as wonderful IRL as what she posts online.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Did she ever post the final picture of Remy (who I’m sure looked amazing, as always)? Jen had said in the video that she had not gotten permission to post any prom-prep footage, but that she had been given the green-light to post a finished-product photo, which was to come. But it never came. Something probably went down. 😬 Seems like if the night had been awesome, Jen would have done some photo-bragging and restaurant-bragging. Her M.O. seems to be to just go silent when unable to fabricate fabulousness. Hope Remy’s okay, whatever the stressors were.

A normal person would’ve asked for a video, not posted anything at all when the answer was no, and then posted a photo later. Some teens don’t even want their photos posted. I hope Remy had fun once she escaped the drama.

It's now been posted...but not a mention of why other than she was too busy enjoying all the things. Insert eye roll.

Anonymous wrote:Did she ever post the final picture of Remy (who I’m sure looked amazing, as always)? Jen had said in the video that she had not gotten permission to post any prom-prep footage, but that she had been given the green-light to post a finished-product photo, which was to come. But it never came. Something probably went down. 😬 Seems like if the night had been awesome, Jen would have done some photo-bragging and restaurant-bragging. Her M.O. seems to be to just go silent when unable to fabricate fabulousness. Hope Remy’s okay, whatever the stressors were.

A normal person would’ve asked for a video, not posted anything at all when the answer was no, and then posted a photo later. Some teens don’t even want their photos posted. I hope Remy had fun once she escaped the drama.