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Anonymous wrote:Dog owners who don’t hold the leashes if they see someone approaching.Not everyone loves dogs.

People crossing the parking lot without paying any attention whatsoever to cars.

People not holding the door for their family once they are let in by someone in the front.

I have a kid who is terrified of dogs and we've taken to asking dog owners to shorten leashes when they are walking on sidewalks with a long, slack leash. They'll even see my DD is hesitant and say "oh he's very friendly!" but not shorten the leash or do anything to show they have control over the dog.

You should have to pass a test on dog etiquette before you adopt one.

If the dog is on leash, they are complying with the law and have the right to be on the sidewalk just like your family. Pick up your daughter if she's that scared, or cross to the other side.

NP. No, you shorten the damn leash!

The dog is on leash. That’s all that’s necessary.

My dumb neighbor thinks like you. Puts her ugly frenchie on a 20 foot retractable leash. So far she has bitten 3 neighbors, including me. It's not a question of if she will get sued, but when. But go on.

The biting is the problem, not the leash.

The dog would not be able to bite if she held her on a two foot leash when passing others. Get real.

“Two foot leashes” aren’t legally required, but please do seethe harder.

Restraining your dog so it doesn't hurt anyone very much is. Seethe even harder. You're dumber than your dog.

I don’t have a dog. You’re an imbecile.

An imbecile for assuming that a man who talks about his dog actually has one? You are sick person. I hope Jeff blocks you.

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Anonymous wrote:Women who use infantilizing language about themselves or other women. Examples…

“I’m just a Taylor Swift girly”

“Yassss girly pop!”

“I love girlhood”

“We’re all just girls”

Especially enraging when accompanied by that weird baby voice some adult women do. Like "I'm just a wittle girl, hee see." Grow up.

A lot of women start doing this when they have kids, specifically to talk about their kids. It's so obnoxious. The parenting list serve in my neighborhood is all "Aw, my little just outgrew this stacking toy. It's the cutest! I hope it finds a great home with another wee nugget!" Like omg you are 42 years old do you hear yourself?

‘Littles’ is another one that kills me. I constantly see ‘Hi, I’m a proud mama of four littles!’ Little WHAT?

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Anonymous wrote:Dog owners who don’t hold the leashes if they see someone approaching.Not everyone loves dogs.

People crossing the parking lot without paying any attention whatsoever to cars.

People not holding the door for their family once they are let in by someone in the front.

I have a kid who is terrified of dogs and we've taken to asking dog owners to shorten leashes when they are walking on sidewalks with a long, slack leash. They'll even see my DD is hesitant and say "oh he's very friendly!" but not shorten the leash or do anything to show they have control over the dog.

You should have to pass a test on dog etiquette before you adopt one.

If the dog is on leash, they are complying with the law and have the right to be on the sidewalk just like your family. Pick up your daughter if she's that scared, or cross to the other side.

NP. No, you shorten the damn leash!

The dog is on leash. That’s all that’s necessary.

And I'm sure you wonder why we bash horrible dog owners like you.

My dog is on leash, walking quietly next to me. Your child is the one turning red, flipping out, screaming. Who’s misbehaving again?

Not only are you a horrible person for thinking your dog is more important than a child, you're also making shit up. Nowhere did PP say "turning red, flipping out, screaming," but how would you make your nonexistent point without making shit up.

You are the assh0le, how and forever, and are not mentaly stable enough to have a dog.

My dog is just existing in space, as is his right. If your child isn’t that upset, why on earth are you making demands of strangers?

Why did you feel the need to make stuff up to bolster your argument that your dog is just existing in space? Why are you oblivious to the fact that many children are afraid of dogs? Why do you think your dog is more important than a child? Why are you such a shit human that you are taking pride in upsetting a child? So many questions.

Also, it's the law. THAT'S WHY.

A dog on leash is the law. I comply with the law. I don’t use a retractable leash. It’s not my problem that your child has an irrational fear. Seek help because dogs are everywhere and they’re not going anywhere.

If your dog bites someone because you have have failed to properly secure him, you will be held liable. I’m not sure you understand how deranged you sound putting dog above children. You are a lunatic.

Not just biting. If your dog (or their long, slack leash) trips someone, or causes them to move into traffic where they get hit by a car, you could be found liable. Especially if it's a child. It's reasonable for a child to back away from a dog on a slack leash who is approaching them -- kids are closer in height to dogs and to a great degree their fear of dogs is just a rational recognition that it's an animal with teeth and claws who in some cases is their size or bigger.

So maybe you don't care that your wandering dog might result in a kid falling off the curb and smacking his head or jumping in front of an oncoming vehicle, because you are a horrible person who doesn't care about the well being of children. Okay. But trust me when I tell you that those parents are going to sue the $hit out of you and your "my dog is just occupying space, it's that dead kid's fault for being afraid of an animal he's never met before that I was doing nothing to keep under my control" schtick is not going to go over great with most juries. Enjoy!

Next time will be the first that this has ever happened.

Nope, it's a known issue.

Here's a woman awarded a half million in damages when she suffered a partial disability after being knocked down by a dog: https://snowlawfirm.com/woman-suffers-permanent-partial-disability-from-dog-knock-down

Here's info on "dog fright" cases, where people were injured when they were fleeing dogs. They generally turn on whether it would be reasonable for a person to run away from the dog in that instance. If it is a child, there would be additional factors (could the parent have restrained the child to keep them out of traffic, for instance) but the reasonable person standard still applies: https://www.mwl-law.com/subrogating-dog-fright-cases/

You are liable for your dog in situations that extend beyond dog bites. While I don't know of a case of a child dying due to being tripped or chased by a dog, it's certainly not outside the realm of possibility given how many poorly controlled dogs there are in the world these days. I do think dog owners should think about stuff like this when considering what their responsibility is to restrain their dogs, especially on busy sidewalks, around kids, and around areas with a lot of kids (like schools and parks).

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Anonymous wrote:Milk drinkers - if you are over the age of five and drink milk, I think you are a serial killer. A brazen one if you order a glass of milk at a restaurant.

You’re just jealous I can regularly down (and digest) 200 calories of dairy and not be fat.

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Anonymous wrote:Dog owners who don’t hold the leashes if they see someone approaching.Not everyone loves dogs.

People crossing the parking lot without paying any attention whatsoever to cars.

People not holding the door for their family once they are let in by someone in the front.

I have a kid who is terrified of dogs and we've taken to asking dog owners to shorten leashes when they are walking on sidewalks with a long, slack leash. They'll even see my DD is hesitant and say "oh he's very friendly!" but not shorten the leash or do anything to show they have control over the dog.

You should have to pass a test on dog etiquette before you adopt one.

If the dog is on leash, they are complying with the law and have the right to be on the sidewalk just like your family. Pick up your daughter if she's that scared, or cross to the other side.

NP. No, you shorten the damn leash!

The dog is on leash. That’s all that’s necessary.

And I'm sure you wonder why we bash horrible dog owners like you.

My dog is on leash, walking quietly next to me. Your child is the one turning red, flipping out, screaming. Who’s misbehaving again?

Not only are you a horrible person for thinking your dog is more important than a child, you're also making shit up. Nowhere did PP say "turning red, flipping out, screaming," but how would you make your nonexistent point without making shit up.

You are the assh0le, how and forever, and are not mentaly stable enough to have a dog.

My dog is just existing in space, as is his right. If your child isn’t that upset, why on earth are you making demands of strangers?

Why did you feel the need to make stuff up to bolster your argument that your dog is just existing in space? Why are you oblivious to the fact that many children are afraid of dogs? Why do you think your dog is more important than a child? Why are you such a shit human that you are taking pride in upsetting a child? So many questions.

Also, it's the law. THAT'S WHY.

A dog on leash is the law. I comply with the law. I don’t use a retractable leash. It’s not my problem that your child has an irrational fear. Seek help because dogs are everywhere and they’re not going anywhere.

If your dog bites someone because you have have failed to properly secure him, you will be held liable. I’m not sure you understand how deranged you sound putting dog above children. You are a lunatic.

Not just biting. If your dog (or their long, slack leash) trips someone, or causes them to move into traffic where they get hit by a car, you could be found liable. Especially if it's a child. It's reasonable for a child to back away from a dog on a slack leash who is approaching them -- kids are closer in height to dogs and to a great degree their fear of dogs is just a rational recognition that it's an animal with teeth and claws who in some cases is their size or bigger.

So maybe you don't care that your wandering dog might result in a kid falling off the curb and smacking his head or jumping in front of an oncoming vehicle, because you are a horrible person who doesn't care about the well being of children. Okay. But trust me when I tell you that those parents are going to sue the $hit out of you and your "my dog is just occupying space, it's that dead kid's fault for being afraid of an animal he's never met before that I was doing nothing to keep under my control" schtick is not going to go over great with most juries. Enjoy!

Next time will be the first that this has ever happened.

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Anonymous wrote:Watching adults drink the leftover milk from their cereal bowl.

People who walk around while they’re eating an apple like they’re showing off or something.[/quote]

This one makes me laugh so hard. I love this irrational anger. Dumb apple chewers.