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Post 07/01/2021 22:52     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

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Anonymous wrote:What do I say when I answer my phone and someone calls? Used to texting. Halp


Seriously, who calls anymore? If they don't know to text, then don't answer.

Incorrect. You say, "yes I'd like to extend my car warranty, thank you!"


Don’t forget to give them your social security #.


OP here. Thanks! I’ve been doing this all day and I just got a notice from FICO that my score went up from a new card! You guys are awesome.


Have you installed a home phone? Honestly your credit will go way up. So many companies don't even call mobile phones anymore. I know this will be unpopular advice but honestly, it's just smart.
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 22:39     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:I can't stand my FIL. He tinks I'm selfish greedy, but he and MIL gave us large downpayment on our home (only 1.5 million dollars value), although he would know he stingy because we need 2.5 million dollars home. How do I get over tis hurt disappointment. Thinking just cut him out of my life??? What wood you do.

Seduce FIL.
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 22:33     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:I have itchy bumps on my butt cheeks. How should I treat them?


Uv light!! Rent a tanning bed. Or just on the back lawn, lay those cheeks in the sun. Honestly. We don't sun our bums enough. The sun clears all those patches/itchy bumps up.
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 22:31     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

I can't stand my FIL. He tinks I'm selfish greedy, but he and MIL gave us large downpayment on our home (only 1.5 million dollars value), although he would know he stingy because we need 2.5 million dollars home. How do I get over tis hurt disappointment. Thinking just cut him out of my life??? What wood you do.
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 21:28     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:Which beach should I go to this summer? I don't like crowds, sand in my clothes, sunburns, sunscreen, squinting, or seafood.
Thanks in advance.

Antarctica. You can eat penguins.
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 21:16     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

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Anonymous wrote:Hola, oh muy (how do I say in Ingles?) hello!

I am rilly rilly EspaÑa, but my birth certificate does not reflect who I am on the inside. Everyone is super jellous because I have nice tatas and a rilly (somewhat washed up/rundown) rich husband.

How can I make the world understand that I am a victim of zip code discrimination?

By the way, I have six bambinos, and do everything 100% myself. But I do have time to hang in the city and do random handstands at beauty parlors.


Stop being a racist and develop a sense of humor


How do I say cucumbers?

Get a clue. This 8s a joke about Hillary Baldwin
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 18:34     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:Hola, oh muy (how do I say in Ingles?) hello!

I am rilly rilly EspaÑa, but my birth certificate does not reflect who I am on the inside. Everyone is super jellous because I have nice tatas and a rilly (somewhat washed up/rundown) rich husband.

How can I make the world understand that I am a victim of zip code discrimination?

By the way, I have six bambinos, and do everything 100% myself. But I do have time to hang in the city and do random handstands at beauty parlors.


Stop being a racist and develop a sense of humor
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 17:14     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Thieves have stolen the catalytic converters from several Toyota Priuses in my neighborhood this week. I own a Prius. Should I sell it and buy a Tesla?
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 17:00     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:My name is Gloria. Can you reccomend some perfect jeans?


Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 16:36     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

My name is Gloria. Can you reccomend some perfect jeans?
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 16:18     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Which beach should I go to this summer? I don't like crowds, sand in my clothes, sunburns, sunscreen, squinting, or seafood.
Thanks in advance.




Beware of the monkeys.
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 16:11     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:Which beach should I go to this summer? I don't like crowds, sand in my clothes, sunburns, sunscreen, squinting, or seafood.
Thanks in advance.


Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 15:50     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Which beach should I go to this summer? I don't like crowds, sand in my clothes, sunburns, sunscreen, squinting, or seafood.
Thanks in advance.
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 15:13     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:Hola, oh muy (how do I say in Ingles?) hello!

I am rilly rilly EspaÑa, but my birth certificate does not reflect who I am on the inside. Everyone is super jellous because I have nice tatas and a rilly (somewhat washed up/rundown) rich husband.

How can I make the world understand that I am a victim of zip code discrimination?

By the way, I have six bambinos, and do everything 100% myself. But I do have time to hang in the city and do random handstands at beauty parlors.


Wear Che Guevara shirts.
Listen to Samba songs.
Eat Doritos.
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2021 14:53     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Hola, oh muy (how do I say in Ingles?) hello!

I am rilly rilly EspaÑa, but my birth certificate does not reflect who I am on the inside. Everyone is super jellous because I have nice tatas and a rilly (somewhat washed up/rundown) rich husband.

How can I make the world understand that I am a victim of zip code discrimination?

By the way, I have six bambinos, and do everything 100% myself. But I do have time to hang in the city and do random handstands at beauty parlors.