Anonymous
Post 03/12/2026 08:16     Subject: Re:Most pretentious name you've heard?

Thirty years ago, I worked with a woman named Hope Diamond.
Anonymous
Post 03/12/2026 08:14     Subject: Re:Most pretentious name you've heard?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Stella “it’s a family name”


ATE - if I had a thousand eyes I’d roll them all


Interesting, I don’t think of Stella as pretentious at all (nor do I have a kid named it, ftr!)


I have never known a Stella born to a family without a massive household income and family trust


Knew a stripper/“aerial silks teacher” with a toddler named Stella. So quite the opposite of pretentious, for me.


In San Francisco, right? I also know this family, ha. This tidbit is unfortunately very identifying.
Anonymous
Post 03/11/2026 13:40     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Greyson
Greyson
Easton


lol, those are white trash names, not pretentious.


White trash / pretentious upper class: horseshoe theory of naming.
Anonymous
Post 03/11/2026 13:33     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

Jasper "JAS-puh"
Anonymous
Post 03/11/2026 13:25     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

Anonymous wrote:I’ve never met anyone with this name, but Anne-Marie/AnneMarie/Anne Marie as a double first name (NOT as a first and middle) feels overly pretentious to me (especially when hyphenated). Can anyone confirm or deny this?


Anne Marie was our Nannie’s first name. She was amazing w our kids.

Went on to open a daycare center.
Anonymous
Post 03/11/2026 01:52     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

I’ve never met anyone with this name, but Anne-Marie/AnneMarie/Anne Marie as a double first name (NOT as a first and middle) feels overly pretentious to me (especially when hyphenated). Can anyone confirm or deny this?
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2026 17:10     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

I went to UVA and a running joke was how pretentious the names of women in the ‘top’ (aka richest sorority) were. A third of them sounded like last names (Deering, Livingston), another third were two part names where people definitely want by both (Porter May, Alice Ann) and the last third were just odd (Law, Daffodil).
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2026 10:30     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

Gwyneth
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2026 10:29     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

Anonymous wrote:Paris.



That one’s just trashy.
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2026 10:01     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:caroline, alexandra, claudia


??? These seem like perfectly normal names to me.


Agree


Says the pretentious douche


You bumped a three year old thread to (poorly; learn the quoting feature) slap back at a dis on Caroline, Alexandra and Claudia? How insecure are you?
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2026 10:00     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

Yasir Urmajesty
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2026 09:58     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

Barron is probably in here already.
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2026 09:32     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

Sloan and Amelie
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2026 09:31     Subject: Most pretentious name you've heard?

My takeaway from this thread is that no name is really pretentious but also that any name may be *deemed* pretentious if you don't like (or, I suspect, envy) the parents who gave the name.
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2026 09:11     Subject: Re:Most pretentious name you've heard?

Maxmillian