Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:56     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Madison
Isabella
Jordyn
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:55     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Laura, Phil and Amy
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:55     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Cayla
Corey
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:54     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Emma
Aaron
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:52     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Is anyone else tempted to list the names in families they know rather than their own? I have only one, so that's way less fun.



I am thinking the same. I have only one and I have posted about her name before on other threads and feel it is too identifiable as me. I would love to post other people's kid's names to see what happens, though.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:52     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Lucas

Diana
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:51     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
I'll probably out myself but mine are:

Audrey
Eleanor

Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:48     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Is anyone else tempted to list the names in families they know rather than their own? I have only one, so that's way less fun.

PS, I know a Beckett and neither of the above scenarios is even remotely correct. Think more... Genuinely sweet couple, didn't really know any kids so didn't know this was a hipster-cool name. But they kind of peaked in college and since they met on their study abroad in England (second languages just weren't their thing), and really enjoyed visiting Canterbury that day, this kind of reminds them of it. Parents are definitely reachers, but they'll raise a sweet kid.


I did that on another list your kid's names thread.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:47     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
I have posted several replies (not the hilarious poster, alas, but hopefully creative enough to entertain) but never heard anything on my Holly and William. Resubmitting!
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:47     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Linnea
Mariel

Scandinavian


PP back, again. I created profiles for Shaylon's mom, Jack, Leo and Max's mom and Sailor Rose's mom, among others.

I'll try this one.

One girl is blonde and the other has chestnut hair but the sisters have ethereal blue eyes. Random strangers tell them that their eyes are gorgeous.

Sometimes, you call them Linnie and Mary. Not often. Prefer full names.

You dress your girls beautifully, in boutique clothes that they promptly wear out climbing trees, running around at the playground, doing very active, kind of boyish things. Your girls are loud and shrieky together and their inside voice is their outside voice. Both go off to school with their hair brushed and styled with a headband or maybe a ponytail and bow, but at the end of the day, their hair is down and the hair bow...lost (check in the bottom of the Vera Bradley backpack, inside pocket).

You've decorated their room in a hip, up to the minute style that would include large, stylized owls. Your house is urban cool with a modern, hip decor. You'd like to say minimalist, but Dear Lord, Linnea and Mary want to collect everything and leave their stuff everywhere.

You are a hip mom, but consider yourself kind of an outlier. You're not as superficial as the moms at the girls' private, language- instruction school. One car family. One of you can walk to work. Your DH will be getting the most expensive home espresso machine for a Fathers Day. Both of you drink craft beer. One of you was Goth in high school.


Well, color me surprised! You got more than 60% correct.


Please! Tell me what I got right. I'd love to know! I have always been fascinated with names, demographics and psychology...so this thread has been so much fun for me.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:47     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Hailey
Paige
Brooke


Dance mom Kelly?
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:45     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Is anyone else tempted to list the names in families they know rather than their own? I have only one, so that's way less fun.

PS, I know a Beckett and neither of the above scenarios is even remotely correct. Think more... Genuinely sweet couple, didn't really know any kids so didn't know this was a hipster-cool name. But they kind of peaked in college and since they met on their study abroad in England (second languages just weren't their thing), and really enjoyed visiting Canterbury that day, this kind of reminds them of it. Parents are definitely reachers, but they'll raise a sweet kid.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:44     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Peter
Mary
Therese
Paul
Philip


Devout, old school Catholic family. You'll homeschool using the Elizabeth Seton curriculum until the end of 5th grade; then it's The Heights for the boys and Oakcrest for the girls. DH would have liked even more, but five seems to be God's plan for your family. You know that in theory Holy Week should be the best week of the year, but going to church multiple times a day gets weary, especially with five kids. You secretly prefer Advent instead. You dearly hope at least one of your boys will get the call, but secretly, you searched Therese's web history and discovered she has been checking out entry requirements for various Dominican orders. The prospect is so thrilling that you don't dare say a word for fear of changing her mind. If that happens, DH will be heartbroken for her future, but you will be entirely supportive. Any old Catholic school Mom can raise a priest, but it takes a very special Mom (in a good way) to raise a postulant. We'll have to be careful when we tell Great-Aunt Mary Pat. Even good news can be a shock when you are that old, and she has wanted it so badly for the last two generations now. You're hoping it will help make up for her disappoinment with the new Pope. Francis, lord, the poor woman doesn't even know where to start with him. She's still recovering from the death of John Paul...


OMG! The mother is whacko.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:44     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Hailey
Paige
Brooke
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 22:43     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Isaac

Elijah

Arianna


Nothing?


PP here.

I'm too busy sulking that the mom I wrote about was described as retarded and her son, a pervert who's going to jail.

BTW, lots of Catholic kids throw towels around their necks and pretend that they are priests. I speak from experience.


And Teddy isn't a pervert name. A ladies man, maybe, but not technically a perv. Ignore the hater, this thread is too fun.