Anonymous
Post 06/29/2021 20:37     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

I have itchy bumps on my butt cheeks. How should I treat them?
Anonymous
Post 06/29/2021 20:34     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.


What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah


No, no no.

Gertrude
Eleanoreah
Chastity
aand it's Gloreeeeen.


Damn! I was thinking Montgomery Elizabeth. Too Alabaman? Maybe Rockefeller Elizabeth.


No, it's ok as long as your last name begins with an M so her initials will be REM and people can call her Remmy when she's a teen and then Rem J@b when she's in college.


It does, it’s Montgomery. So it’ll be either Montgomery Elizabeth Montgomery or Rockefeller Elizabeth Montgomery.

I do love the Lizbeth suggestion though. So maybe Lizbeth Elizabeth Montgomery.


Those are all great. Tough choice.
Anonymous
Post 06/29/2021 20:04     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

My child is better at sports than his same age cousin but my SIL never mentions it. What should I do?
Anonymous
Post 06/29/2021 19:56     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Thank you for this thread. I cannot stop laughing!
Anonymous
Post 06/29/2021 18:55     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.


What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah


No, no no.

Gertrude
Eleanoreah
Chastity
aand it's Gloreeeeen.


Damn! I was thinking Montgomery Elizabeth. Too Alabaman? Maybe Rockefeller Elizabeth.


No, it's ok as long as your last name begins with an M so her initials will be REM and people can call her Remmy when she's a teen and then Rem J@b when she's in college.


It does, it’s Montgomery. So it’ll be either Montgomery Elizabeth Montgomery or Rockefeller Elizabeth Montgomery.

I do love the Lizbeth suggestion though. So maybe Lizbeth Elizabeth Montgomery.
Anonymous
Post 06/29/2021 16:57     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.


What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah


No, no no.

Gertrude
Eleanoreah
Chastity
aand it's Gloreeeeen.


Damn! I was thinking Montgomery Elizabeth. Too Alabaman? Maybe Rockefeller Elizabeth.


No, it's ok as long as your last name begins with an M so her initials will be REM and people can call her Remmy when she's a teen and then Rem J@b when she's in college.
Anonymous
Post 06/29/2021 14:15     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.


What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah


No, no no.

Gertrude
Eleanoreah
Chastity
aand it's Gloreeeeen.


Damn! I was thinking Montgomery Elizabeth. Too Alabaman? Maybe Rockefeller Elizabeth.
Anonymous
Post 06/29/2021 12:05     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.


What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah


No, no no.

Gertrude
Eleanoreah
Chastity
aand it's Gloreeeeen.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2021 23:45     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.


What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2021 23:43     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My kindergartener likes to have friends over but I hate talking to their parents. Can I arrange some lawn chairs in my driveway along with a cooler of drinks and instruct them to wait outside while the children play?


That’s terrible! You need to offer a porta potty and chaise lounge chairs too.


Please be more hospitable. Lay out a tray of fresh fruit. Perhaps half an apple per family. Don’t need to encourage constant eating.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2021 22:45     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My teen may be operating a speakeasy from our basement. I don’t know for sure because he won’t let me down there. What should I do?


It’s not a speakeasy, darling. It’s a cult.

A weird, stinky cult.


It stinks of bourbon and tequila! And bubble tea!


Bubble tea? Very concerning. Call the midwife.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2021 22:40     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My teen may be operating a speakeasy from our basement. I don’t know for sure because he won’t let me down there. What should I do?


It’s not a speakeasy, darling. It’s a cult.

A weird, stinky cult.


It stinks of bourbon and tequila! And bubble tea!
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2021 22:39     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:My teen may be operating a speakeasy from our basement. I don’t know for sure because he won’t let me down there. What should I do?


Let him be the entrepreneur he was destined to be. It’s totally fine, don’t be a helicopter parent.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2021 22:38     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:My teen may be operating a speakeasy from our basement. I don’t know for sure because he won’t let me down there. What should I do?


It’s not a speakeasy, darling. It’s a cult.

A weird, stinky cult.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2021 22:33     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

My teen may be operating a speakeasy from our basement. I don’t know for sure because he won’t let me down there. What should I do?