Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:You know, I think women wear capri pants b/c they absolutely KNOW shorts look terrible on them and so they figure capris are a summery compromise. At least they cover up the cellulite and varicose veins (and I'm speaking for myself here as much as for anyone else). Shorts are worse, IMO.
This. I promise you I look (much) worse in shorts than capri pants. But full length pants are HOT in the summer. So I wear capri pants. Sorry. It isn't that I think they look good on me. It is a lesser of the evils sort of thing.
Anonymous wrote:You know, I think women wear capri pants b/c they absolutely KNOW shorts look terrible on them and so they figure capris are a summery compromise. At least they cover up the cellulite and varicose veins (and I'm speaking for myself here as much as for anyone else). Shorts are worse, IMO.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I burst out laughing when I saw this thread had popped up again.
Me too! But it's only 42 pages? In my memory it was longer than the T**mp Women Fashion Disasters thread.
And for synergy, here's Vanky in capris. Yep, they look effing dumb
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You wish. That outfit is quite chic.
I’m not a huge fan of capris or Ivanka’s style, but I agree.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I burst out laughing when I saw this thread had popped up again.
Me too! But it's only 42 pages? In my memory it was longer than the T**mp Women Fashion Disasters thread.
And for synergy, here's Vanky in capris. Yep, they look effing dumb
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You wish. That outfit is quite chic.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I burst out laughing when I saw this thread had popped up again.
Me too! But it's only 42 pages? In my memory it was longer than the T**mp Women Fashion Disasters thread.
And for synergy, here's Vanky in capris. Yep, they look effing dumb
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Anonymous wrote:I burst out laughing when I saw this thread had popped up again.
Anonymous wrote:Wearing Lagan look right now. Wish I was still middle aged.
Anonymous wrote:What exactly do you mean by capris? True capris that hit just a bit below the knee? Or cropped pants? I agree that no one looks good in true capris. But slightly cropped pants can look very chic. My mom, who is 77 but looks 60, is 5’4 and slim and athletic and lives in a warm climate. She typically wears cropped pants (often with a folded hem) and looks great.
Anonymous wrote:Nothing good, that is.
I went to an event today and many men and women in their 40s and 50s were in attendance. Most of the men wore polo shirts tucked in under their pot bellies and shorts.
Nearly all the women wore capri pants. Capri pants do nothing for you. If you are short, you don't look good in capri pants. If you are fat, you don't look good in capri pants. If you are tall, you don't look good in capri pants. If you are thin, you don't look good in capri pants. No matter the body type or age, capri pants are not flattering.
I say this lovingly. Wear anything else- anything! Shorts (long shorts, if you want to; even short shorts look better than capris), a skirt, pants, anything but capri pants. They make everyone look stumpy and shapeless. No one looks good in them.