Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 22:24     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Ewww! She actually posted 3 stories slurping that “food” from her finger. Ewww! And talking with her cakehole full. Goddamn why is she so proud of being this nasty? Is she coming after Mama June’s crown???

And this video is supposed to be an indicator of the strength of your relationship?!

That divorce fooked Jen up badly. She needs an intervention.
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 21:52     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
If Jen and Tyler are a “modern” relationship I have never been so happy to be called a “trad” wife (as a previous poster tried to indicate many of us might be on here, in a perjorative way) And the Taco Bell post from today…is just … gross. She is literally all over the place. Is she just flinging stuff on the wall to see what sticks? Is she bi-polar? What is it? What’s next OnlyFans? Wouldn’t be surprised.
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 21:28     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
For the ALL caps lady coming to Tyler’s defense: I’ve read studies that the number 1 predictor of relationships failing is whether or not he couple has disdain towards one another. It’s not infidelity, etc. When a couple disdains each other, publicly, it’s time to throw in the towel. After 18 years of marriage, my husband will roll his eyes at me in the middle of an argument. But NEVER in public. NEVER in front of others. If Tyler is rolling his eyes after 1 year? RUN. This relationship is a house of cards.
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 21:04     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
That Taco Bell clip. Tyler, NO. It’s just rude. Filming your girl while she eats a sloppy meal isn’t cute, it’s kinda cruel man. Even if she was okay with it and posts it to show how much she is “herself” around you.
Tyler, JERK-MOVE.
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 18:13     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:I thought Jen was at least semi-intelligent. Why has she hired such a lump for her performances? I thought Tyler is an actor. Why can’t he even perform? 🤣


Maybe that’s the big twist that’s coming: His total-disinterest IS the impressive acting, because in reality he’s SUPER gushy and in love with her but enjoys spurring on the internet naysayers by remaining silent, moody, or just platonically-friendly anytime there’s an opportunity to be documented as engaged with her affection in the least. If that’s the case, he should’ve gotten an Oscar this past weekend.
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 18:05     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
“Hey guys! Don’t you just love when your amazing boyfriend loves you no matter how pathetic you are??”

Boyfriend: 😒


🤣🤣🤣
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 18:04     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:(Groooaaaaaan.) great. Now either “Merri-Maker” or “Hat-and-Ty” will be their wedding hashtag or the name of their next tour or book or podcast together.

Nah. She needs Brandon’s name for either of those. I’m surprised she didn’t switch to Jennifer King after the divorce. Or after Tina changed her name to Hatmaker. Was it ever discussed? Her Hatmaker brand is not only associated with marriage to Brandon and all the family content and church life that came with that and with him, but also her older Bible studies that she’s claimed she wishes she could erase anyway. She sort of can do some erasing if she gives herself a fresh start as Jennifer King. The loyalists will know who she is and follow, and the dropping of Hatmaker might invite others to hear her who would be quick to ignore the Hatmaker name. She is so tight with her family too, King would make sense.
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 18:02     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
🤣🤣🤣
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 18:01     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
I thought Jen was at least semi-intelligent. Why has she hired such a lump for her performances? I thought Tyler is an actor. Why can’t he even perform? 🤣
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 17:59     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Tyler had not fallen in love with you dear 🤣

Does Jen know this or is she actually not mentally sound?
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 17:54     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:I think they deserve each other, so I’m not team-dump-him. They enjoy the performative nonsense together. Today’s Taco Bell post is a good example. If it were Tyler’s take on the relationship, he woulda filmed it and posted it himself, talking about his woman and her adorable quirks. He never does that. If it were Jen’s take just celebrating Taco Bell Mexican pizza, the footage would be her own photos or videos, probably still with a mention of Tyler. But she needs him to be an Insta-Husband instead. It doesn’t matter if legitimately filmed it to tease her and she decided to use it for content, or if she requested the setup. They are a team for better or worse (emphasis on for worse). They are different but equal in what they bring to the relationship and what they get out of it. Let them have each other. The alternative would be a breakup that results in innocent bystanders potentially finding themselves in dating scenarios with either one of them. Don’t wish that on the world. Jen and Tyler are happy. The happiest best happy ever. Team-Merri-Maker. (Jen-Ler? Hat-and-Ty?)


This is the answer!!! Oh lord, that video was disgusting!!! I do not want to see nasty chewed up Taco Bell in your mouth piggy Jen! And Tyler, again fails to demonstrate any care or love for “his girlfriend”. He just narrates in his monotone voice. No, “you look so cute”, no “I love you”, no stroke of the hair. The janitor of my building could’ve filmed that video and it wouldn’t have made a difference. Nauseating and embarrassing. As many have said before me, this is the second video in a row where Tyler doesn’t even pretend to give a sh!t.
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 17:46     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:You are an actual IRL friend of Jen Hatmaker’s? Really? Did you just find this forum and go beserk? Have you been lurking and just couldn’t stand it one more minute? Basically- are you for real?


“Did you just find this and go beserk?!” 🤣 Seconding this whole line of questioning. Sounds to me like it’s just one of the handful of book club members who signed up for the cruise.
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 17:41     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
(Groooaaaaaan.) great. Now either “Merri-Maker” or “Hat-and-Ty” will be their wedding hashtag or the name of their next tour or book or podcast together. No way the PR matchmaker will let them break up now. Trolls will go away if you don’t feed them attention and wannabe-influencers will go away if you don’t feed them ideas! Shhhhhhh Big Sis and Big Sass have reached a new low lately of discussing fast food favorites and their sex lives. I really think they’re almost done trying to generate content. Let it be!
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 17:29     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
I think they deserve each other, so I’m not team-dump-him. They enjoy the performative nonsense together. Today’s Taco Bell post is a good example. If it were Tyler’s take on the relationship, he woulda filmed it and posted it himself, talking about his woman and her adorable quirks. He never does that. If it were Jen’s take just celebrating Taco Bell Mexican pizza, the footage would be her own photos or videos, probably still with a mention of Tyler. But she needs him to be an Insta-Husband instead. It doesn’t matter if legitimately filmed it to tease her and she decided to use it for content, or if she requested the setup. They are a team for better or worse (emphasis on for worse). They are different but equal in what they bring to the relationship and what they get out of it. Let them have each other. The alternative would be a breakup that results in innocent bystanders potentially finding themselves in dating scenarios with either one of them. Don’t wish that on the world. Jen and Tyler are happy. The happiest best happy ever. Team-Merri-Maker. (Jen-Ler? Hat-and-Ty?)
Anonymous
Post 03/15/2023 17:24     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Her video today: yet again: I’m a sloppy, immature, teenage boy.