Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a common DCUM thread, OP.

There are all sorts of snoopers and someone-elses-master-bathroom poopers on this website. Even if you get a portapotty, expect obnoxious people to try to get into your master bathroom anyway. You'll definitely need locks.

They say they have bowel problems, as if that makes it better and not a hundred times worse...

+1

So gross. So rude.

I don’t see how. Using a more private bathroom so others don’t have to deal with the smell or any remnants. Or wait long.

If your bathroom trips are that offensive, just carry poo pourri, or carry matches in your purse and light them while you go, or something. Pick up after yourself, you are not a child. You don't invade your hosts most private space in the house. They don't expect visitors there, nor should they. Go to the basement or guest room, if you must - never, ever the hosts master bath.

Rude.

This seems to come up a lot. There is nothing wrong using a master bath at a party if you need privacy. Especially if the only other alternative is a porta pitty

+1

I usually find an en-suite bathroom- the master or another full bathroom.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a common DCUM thread, OP.

There are all sorts of snoopers and someone-elses-master-bathroom poopers on this website. Even if you get a portapotty, expect obnoxious people to try to get into your master bathroom anyway. You'll definitely need locks.

They say they have bowel problems, as if that makes it better and not a hundred times worse...

+1

So gross. So rude.

I don’t see how. Using a more private bathroom so others don’t have to deal with the smell or any remnants. Or wait long.

If your bathroom trips are that offensive, just carry poo pourri, or carry matches in your purse and light them while you go, or something. Pick up after yourself, you are not a child. You don't invade your hosts most private space in the house. They don't expect visitors there, nor should they. Go to the basement or guest room, if you must - never, ever the hosts master bath.

Rude.

This seems to come up a lot. There is nothing wrong using a master bath at a party if you need privacy. Especially if the only other alternative is a porta pitty

What?? No. It's NEVER acceptable to use someone's master bath. It's people like you that make people lock bedroom doors at parties.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why would someone host a party with no alcohol? We aren't big drinkers but don't be cheap.

Maybe because they don't drink? There are lots of people who don't drink. You can still have fun without it, FYI. And if you don't know that, maybe you are more of a big drinker than you think.

I usually don't drink at parties. However, I have never been to a party where alcohol was not served.
I don't eat dessert either-- still serve it to guests.

Why would they serve alcohol if it is not in their custom/religion to do so? I'm not Muslim but I've been to a Muslim wedding where no alcohol was served. I wasn't offended and I didn't demand alcohol. I've been to conservative Christian get togethers where no alcohol was served because it was off limits. I didn't demand alcohol. And I've had dinner parties with conservative Jewish friends where I cross-checked menu with them before hand because I knew of dietary restrictions.

It is not that big of a deal if they don't serve alcohol.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a common DCUM thread, OP.

There are all sorts of snoopers and someone-elses-master-bathroom poopers on this website. Even if you get a portapotty, expect obnoxious people to try to get into your master bathroom anyway. You'll definitely need locks.

They say they have bowel problems, as if that makes it better and not a hundred times worse...

+1

So gross. So rude.

I don’t see how. Using a more private bathroom so others don’t have to deal with the smell or any remnants. Or wait long.

If your bathroom trips are that offensive, just carry poo pourri, or carry matches in your purse and light them while you go, or something. Pick up after yourself, you are not a child. You don't invade your hosts most private space in the house. They don't expect visitors there, nor should they. Go to the basement or guest room, if you must - never, ever the hosts master bath.

Rude.

This seems to come up a lot. There is nothing wrong using a master bath at a party if you need privacy. Especially if the only other alternative is a porta pitty

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a common DCUM thread, OP.

There are all sorts of snoopers and someone-elses-master-bathroom poopers on this website. Even if you get a portapotty, expect obnoxious people to try to get into your master bathroom anyway. You'll definitely need locks.

They say they have bowel problems, as if that makes it better and not a hundred times worse...

+1

So gross. So rude.

I don’t see how. Using a more private bathroom so others don’t have to deal with the smell or any remnants. Or wait long.

If your bathroom trips are that offensive, just carry poo pourri, or carry matches in your purse and light them while you go, or something. Pick up after yourself, you are not a child. You don't invade your hosts most private space in the house. They don't expect visitors there, nor should they. Go to the basement or guest room, if you must - never, ever the hosts master bath.

Rude.

Anonymous wrote:One powder room is plenty for a party with 50 people. We just hosted a 50 person outdoor party this weekend and the powder room was definitely not overburdened. I don’t think anyone even had to wait to use it during our party.

Agreed. We used to host backyard parties of this size regularly and 1/2 bath was fine. Occasionally, there was a short line, but nbd and much better than a port-a-potty.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a common DCUM thread, OP.

There are all sorts of snoopers and someone-elses-master-bathroom poopers on this website. Even if you get a portapotty, expect obnoxious people to try to get into your master bathroom anyway. You'll definitely need locks.

They say they have bowel problems, as if that makes it better and not a hundred times worse...

+1

So gross. So rude.

I don’t see how. Using a more private bathroom so others don’t have to deal with the smell or any remnants. Or wait long.

If this were YOUR friends or family members, would you make them use a porta potty when you have 3 perfectly good bathrooms in your house? It's an insult to your stepdaughter and your guests, and they will always think less of you for it.
Be a gracious host and open up at least 2 of the bathrooms.

Anonymous wrote:This is a common DCUM thread, OP.

There are all sorts of snoopers and someone-elses-master-bathroom poopers on this website. Even if you get a portapotty, expect obnoxious people to try to get into your master bathroom anyway. You'll definitely need locks.

They say they have bowel problems, as if that makes it better and not a hundred times worse...

+1

So gross. So rude.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a common DCUM thread, OP.

There are all sorts of snoopers and someone-elses-master-bathroom poopers on this website. Even if you get a portapotty, expect obnoxious people to try to get into your master bathroom anyway. You'll definitely need locks.

They say they have bowel problems, as if that makes it better and not a hundred times worse...

EWWW. Seriously. That doesn't want to make me coddle you while you brown spray in my bathroom.
Don't POOP at Parties or at Work.

I poop at parties and at work. Not sure what the big deal is.

It’s a natural thing. Everyone poops. I won’t use powder rooms though, I try to find a private bathroom upstairs.

Why do you need a porta potty if you are on septic? Don’t get it.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why would someone host a party with no alcohol? We aren't big drinkers but don't be cheap.

Maybe because they don't drink? There are lots of people who don't drink. You can still have fun without it, FYI. And if you don't know that, maybe you are more of a big drinker than you think.

I usually don't drink at parties. However, I have never been to a party where alcohol was not served.
I don't eat dessert either-- still serve it to guests.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a common DCUM thread, OP.

There are all sorts of snoopers and someone-elses-master-bathroom poopers on this website. Even if you get a portapotty, expect obnoxious people to try to get into your master bathroom anyway. You'll definitely need locks.

They say they have bowel problems, as if that makes it better and not a hundred times worse...

EWWW. Seriously. That doesn't want to make me coddle you while you brown spray in my bathroom.
Don't POOP at Parties or at Work.

I poop at parties and at work. Not sure what the big deal is.

Eww. I don't. I am not a toddler.