Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 21:44     Subject: First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If your last name is Peacock, don’t name a child Drew


I don’t get that one 🤷🏼‍♂️


Droopy Cock.

The other one is "Hairy See Beaver (vulva/vagina)"
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 21:03     Subject: First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
I went to high school with a girl named Holly Wood. She was a good sport about it, but she changed her name real fast when she got married.

My sister went to college with a guy named Levi Denham. Choosing your kid's name is just not the time to get cute.

Oh and my mother had a childhood friend named Lucius Butts. Naturally, by the time they were teens, everyone was calling him Luscious Butts.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 20:37     Subject: Re:First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Harry C. Beaver.

A gynecologist in Fairfax. No joke. We made my roommate bring the business card when she came back from spring break after she told us this .


What's so funny?



It is amazing when you post something funny on DCUM and OUT OF THE WOODWORK crawl all the people with ZERO sense of humor!!!!




I have a sense of humor. I just dont get this joke.


You’ve never heard female private parts called a beaver?


Nope!
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 20:35     Subject: First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’ve met a George Washington.

I went to high school with a Robert Lee. This was in suburban Detroit in the early 2000s. Not sure if his parents the type to fly a Confederate flag. Or maybe they were just ignorant of history and didn't really understand the implications of giving your kid the same name as a Confederate general? Maybe they didn't care? I don't think any of those options really reflects well on them, lol.

There was also an Adam Smith in our class.


My uncle is Robert Lee - New England Catholic.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 20:32     Subject: Re:First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Years ago I had a proctologist named Dr. Hurtz. Thankfully he was a great doctor.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 19:51     Subject: First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Anonymous wrote:I’ve met a George Washington.

I went to high school with a Robert Lee. This was in suburban Detroit in the early 2000s. Not sure if his parents the type to fly a Confederate flag. Or maybe they were just ignorant of history and didn't really understand the implications of giving your kid the same name as a Confederate general? Maybe they didn't care? I don't think any of those options really reflects well on them, lol.

There was also an Adam Smith in our class.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 19:41     Subject: First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
My cousin's last name is Reifer. Her name? Stacey Scott Reifer. Say it out loud fast. Stacey's got reifer.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 19:35     Subject: Re:First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Harry C. Beaver.

A gynecologist in Fairfax. No joke. We made my roommate bring the business card when she came back from spring break after she told us this .


What's so funny?



It is amazing when you post something funny on DCUM and OUT OF THE WOODWORK crawl all the people with ZERO sense of humor!!!!




I have a sense of humor. I just dont get this joke.


You’ve never heard female private parts called a beaver?
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 19:12     Subject: First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think it’s weird when people have a Tommy Thompson or Johnny Johnson.

I had a coworker who hyphenated her name when she got married and it became Ho-Tran. Pronounced ho train.


I went to middle school with a boy named Bryan Bryant. I always wondered why a parent would do that to their child.


20 years ago I worked in a federal job where the SES managers were Robert Robertson and Robert Robinson. Both went by Bob so we referred to them as Bert and Bin so our colleagues would know who we were talking about.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 19:08     Subject: First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
I don’t get any of these.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 19:04     Subject: Re:First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Harry C. Beaver.

A gynecologist in Fairfax. No joke. We made my roommate bring the business card when she came back from spring break after she told us this .


What's so funny?



It is amazing when you post something funny on DCUM and OUT OF THE WOODWORK crawl all the people with ZERO sense of humor!!!!




I have a sense of humor. I just dont get this joke.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 19:04     Subject: First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Anonymous wrote:If your last name is Peacock, don’t name a child Drew


I don’t get that one 🤷🏼‍♂️
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 18:53     Subject: First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Richard Smallwood.

I'm laughing at all the other names. Who is so mature that they can keep a straight face for some of these?
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 18:47     Subject: First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Anonymous wrote:I think it’s weird when people have a Tommy Thompson or Johnny Johnson.

I had a coworker who hyphenated her name when she got married and it became Ho-Tran. Pronounced ho train.


I went to middle school with a boy named Bryan Bryant. I always wondered why a parent would do that to their child.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2021 18:28     Subject: First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name
Anonymous wrote:I think it’s weird when people have a Tommy Thompson or Johnny Johnson.


I remember riding an Amtrak train to NYC when Tommy Thompson was the head of Amtrak. There must have been something with his name on it somewhere on the train, because the 9 year old girl two seats away from me spent about 45 minutes just whispering "Tommy Thompson, Tommy Thompson" to herself under her breath. She was so tickled by his name.