Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kimberly-Clark, which happens to be one of our very strong American companies,
Makes a product called Depends, OK?
They’re called Dependzzz and they’re the best.
The absolute best.

Lotta diapers can handle number one.
Lotta diapers can handle that. Big deal. I’m not impressed.
But number two, number two is a whole ‘nother kettle of fish.
And it’s no joke. It’s no joke.

That’s when ya need Depends.
Because they can handle not just number one (who can’t?), but also number two, or a mix. Or a mix.
Whatever it is, you’re good.
Number one, number two, a mix. Whatever. It doesn’t matter.

It can handle them. And handle them beautifully.

Kimberly-Clark is not the only American manufacturer of adult diapers. For example, PBE Inc (based in Ohio) manufactures Tranquility briefs (https://tranquilityproducts.com/product-category-briefs/ ) which Medicare considers an acceptable alternative to Depends.

Acceptable alternative? I don't wanna hear about any [i]acceptable alternative when number two is on the docket, OK?
I go name brand, and name brand all the way. Got it?
You don't play around with number two. You don't skimp.
It's Dependzzz and Depends only.

Their 48"-50" waist model is a terrific product.
Terrific product. Beautiful product.

Anonymous wrote:While I have no trouble believing the decrepit, senile husk that is Trump soils himself regularly, I actually have a hard time believing he wears diapers.

His egotism and vanity would never allow him to wear diapers since that would be admitting that he is incontinent and therefore weak.

What's much more likely in my opinion is that he constantly shits himself but lets the hot, wet effluent run down his legs, praying that his hangers-on don't notice. He believes they don't, but in fact everyone around him knows that he regularly makes a giant mud pie in his pants but they're all too afraid to let the Emperor know he has no clothes, so they all pretend he's a big boy who doesn't doody in his pants.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kimberly-Clark, which happens to be one of our very strong American companies,
Makes a product called Depends, OK?
They’re called Dependzzz and they’re the best.
The absolute best.

Lotta diapers can handle number one.
Lotta diapers can handle that. Big deal. I’m not impressed.
But number two, number two is a whole ‘nother kettle of fish.
And it’s no joke. It’s no joke.

That’s when ya need Depends.
Because they can handle not just number one (who can’t?), but also number two, or a mix. Or a mix.
Whatever it is, you’re good.
Number one, number two, a mix. Whatever. It doesn’t matter.

It can handle them. And handle them beautifully.

Kimberly-Clark is not the only American manufacturer of adult diapers. For example, PBE Inc (based in Ohio) manufactures Tranquility briefs (https://tranquilityproducts.com/product-category-briefs/ ) which Medicare considers an acceptable alternative to Depends.

Acceptable alternative? I don't wanna hear about any [i]acceptable alternative when number two is on the docket, OK?
I go name brand, and name brand all the way. Got it?
You don't play around with number two. You don't skimp.
It's Dependzzz and Depends only.

Their 48"-50" waist model is a terrific product.
Terrific product. Beautiful product.

Anonymous wrote:While I have no trouble believing the decrepit, senile husk that is Trump soils himself regularly, I actually have a hard time believing he wears diapers.

His egotism and vanity would never allow him to wear diapers since that would be admitting that he is incontinent and therefore weak.

What's much more likely in my opinion is that he constantly shits himself but lets the hot, wet effluent run down his legs, praying that his hangers-on don't notice. He believes they don't, but in fact everyone around him knows that he regularly makes a giant mud pie in his pants but they're all too afraid to let the Emperor know he has no clothes, so they all pretend he's a big boy who doesn't doody in his pants.

Anonymous wrote:While I have no trouble believing the decrepit, senile husk that is Trump soils himself regularly, I actually have a hard time believing he wears diapers.

His egotism and vanity would never allow him to wear diapers since that would be admitting that he is incontinent and therefore weak.

What's much more likely in my opinion is that he constantly shits himself but lets the hot, wet effluent run down his legs, praying that his hangers-on don't notice. He believes they don't, but in fact everyone around him knows that he regularly makes a giant mud pie in his pants but they're all too afraid to let the Emperor know he has no clothes, so they all pretend he's a big boy who doesn't doody in his pants.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kimberly-Clark, which happens to be one of our very strong American companies,
Makes a product called Depends, OK?
They’re called Dependzzz and they’re the best.
The absolute best.

Lotta diapers can handle number one.
Lotta diapers can handle that. Big deal. I’m not impressed.
But number two, number two is a whole ‘nother kettle of fish.
And it’s no joke. It’s no joke.

That’s when ya need Depends.
Because they can handle not just number one (who can’t?), but also number two, or a mix. Or a mix.
Whatever it is, you’re good.
Number one, number two, a mix. Whatever. It doesn’t matter.

It can handle them. And handle them beautifully.

Kimberly-Clark is not the only American manufacturer of adult diapers. For example, PBE Inc (based in Ohio) manufactures Tranquility briefs (https://tranquilityproducts.com/product-category-briefs/ ) which Medicare considers an acceptable alternative to Depends.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Knowing him he probably expenses them in his taxes

Knowing him, he’s probably billing the taxpayers directly.

Anonymous wrote:Kimberly-Clark, which happens to be one of our very strong American companies,
Makes a product called Depends, OK?
They’re called Dependzzz and they’re the best.
The absolute best.

Lotta diapers can handle number one.
Lotta diapers can handle that. Big deal. I’m not impressed.
But number two[i], number two is a whole ‘nother kettle of fish.
And it’s no joke. It’s no joke.

That’s when ya need Depends.
Because they can handle not just number one (who can’t?), but also number two, or a mix. Or a mix.
Whatever it is, you’re good.
Number one, number two, a mix. Whatever. It doesn’t matter.

It can handle them. And handle them beautifully.

Anonymous wrote:Knowing him he probably expenses them in his taxes