Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My father-in-law got me a fleshlight
What is that?
Anonymous wrote:A gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone enough to necessitate a rack!
But seriously, my mom gave me a book called "How to Be Alone." I was single (obviously).
Anonymous wrote:Mil gave us a set of steak knives when I was a vegetarian.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I get a gift from SIL every year that is from the same store that I previously purchased her gift. Found out that she takes her gift back, gets a gift card and then uses the gift card to purchase me gift the following year.
But do you like her gifts?
Anonymous wrote:I get a gift from SIL every year that is from the same store that I previously purchased her gift. Found out that she takes her gift back, gets a gift card and then uses the gift card to purchase me gift the following year.
Anonymous wrote:Mil gave us a set of steak knives when I was a vegetarian.
Anonymous wrote:When I was a kid, my truly wonderful and beloved grandmother gave my sister and I matching praying-hands-nightlights. The glowing, disembodied hands were like old with hands with visible veins and too long fingernails. I was terrified of them! What made it worse was that my sister would torture me by sneaking them, plugged in and glowing, under my covers, in the dark bathroom, hung sideways coming out of the wall of my dark closet...
Even my overly polite mother was like, “whoa, those are creepy!” Loved my dear grandmother but will never understand what she was thinking!
Anonymous wrote:My dad gave my grandmother a fire extinguisher one year for Christmas. I'll never forget how excited he was about this very practical gift (she ran her own home daycare) and how offended she was with the gift.