Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:If that counts as cheating, then 80% plus of the population is unfaithful at some point. No big deal, take it to the grave.
What?
Anonymous wrote:
How did you end up kissing, OP, if you both kept your emotions in check?
No judgement from me. I have a crush too![]()
Anonymous wrote:If that counts as cheating, then 80% plus of the population is unfaithful at some point. No big deal, take it to the grave.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:You should pretend you just tripped and your lips collided..
I tripped and my mouth fell on his penis ...
And when I pushed myself to get up, I fell backwards and my dress flipped up, revealing I was not wearing underwear.
He moved forward to help me and slipped himself ...
From his tool belt he pulled out a can of WD-40 and said "it's not just for squeaky hinges!"
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:If OP was a man, everyone would be telling him he needs to ask for a divorce immediately.
This makes no sense and I think the responses would be the same.
The responses are never the same:
Man as the OP in this scenario - DCUM response: You're an awful human being and your wife deserves better.
Woman as the OP in this scenario - DCUM response: If your husband didn't neglect you/the housework, this would never have happened.
Anonymous wrote:If that counts as cheating, then 80% plus of the population is unfaithful at some point. No big deal, take it to the grave.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:You should pretend you just tripped and your lips collided..
I tripped and my mouth fell on his penis ...
And when I pushed myself to get up, I fell backwards and my dress flipped up, revealing I was not wearing underwear.
He moved forward to help me and slipped himself ...
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:You should pretend you just tripped and your lips collided..
I tripped and my mouth fell on his penis ...
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:You should pretend you just tripped and your lips collided..
I tripped and my mouth fell on his penis ...