Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 20:10     Subject: Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Give us the real update- how many pizzas did you order? Did you stick with 4 and a bag of chips or take our advice and order 10?

Thank you, Costco Pizza Lady. You have been entertaining all weekend. This one about the gift made my Sunday night.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 17:15     Subject: Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Anonymous wrote:I would interpret a laser tag birthday party as permission to receive a nerf gun as a gift.

If you're opposed to playing with you guns, then how does the laser tag party work?


+ 1
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 16:22     Subject: Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
This has to be a troll post, because nobody is this dense.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 15:17     Subject: Re:Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Wait... I thought this was about not buying used guns from other people's kids. So confused.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 15:11     Subject: Re:Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is kind of the equivalent of having a vegan birthday party at a Brazilian Steakhouse.


Not quite. It's being vegan but holding a steak birthday at the Brazilian Steakhouse, and feeding everyone steaks, and presumably hoping everyone enjoys the meal. But then being outraged, I say, outraged! when someone gifts the birthday boy with Omaha steaks, or a gift certificate to that same steakhouse, because how. dare. you. ma'am, meat is filthy and shall never touch my child's innocent lips, so help me, god.


Fair enough And now I really want a steak.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 15:03     Subject: Re:Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Anonymous wrote:It would infuriate me too. Trashy, thoughtless and very annoying.

That person would never get another invitation.


Would you host a laser tag party ?
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 14:48     Subject: Re:Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is kind of the equivalent of having a vegan birthday party at a Brazilian Steakhouse.


Not quite. It's being vegan but holding a steak birthday at the Brazilian Steakhouse, and feeding everyone steaks, and presumably hoping everyone enjoys the meal. But then being outraged, I say, outraged! when someone gifts the birthday boy with Omaha steaks, or a gift certificate to that same steakhouse, because how. dare. you. ma'am, meat is filthy and shall never touch my child's innocent lips, so help me, god.




Spot on.

Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 13:55     Subject: Re:Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Anonymous wrote:This is kind of the equivalent of having a vegan birthday party at a Brazilian Steakhouse.


Not quite. It's being vegan but holding a steak birthday at the Brazilian Steakhouse, and feeding everyone steaks, and presumably hoping everyone enjoys the meal. But then being outraged, I say, outraged! when someone gifts the birthday boy with Omaha steaks, or a gift certificate to that same steakhouse, because how. dare. you. ma'am, meat is filthy and shall never touch my child's innocent lips, so help me, god.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 13:38     Subject: Re:Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Disappointed. Not a gun. It's an actual toy. I thought this was going to be good.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 13:20     Subject: Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Ugh, I fell for it.

I thought this was going to be dramatic - like some psycho relative bought OP's DC a real gun as a gift.

Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 12:13     Subject: Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Wait. Is it seriously true that OP had the birthday party at a laser tag place but is griping about getting Nerf guns? That seems like close to the definition of crazy to me. I didn't read the other thread. Is OP crazy?



Yes, OP had a laser tag party.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/845607.page


OMG.

I would have thought that people holding a laser tag party wanted toy guns in keeping with the theme. I don't normally buy Nerf guns, but will do it when people hold gun-themed parties like laser tag.

OP must be insane. No other explanation.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 11:44     Subject: Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Anonymous wrote:Wait. Is it seriously true that OP had the birthday party at a laser tag place but is griping about getting Nerf guns? That seems like close to the definition of crazy to me. I didn't read the other thread. Is OP crazy?



Yes, OP had a laser tag party.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/845607.page
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 11:40     Subject: Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
We don't know. She's avoiding the thread -- probably in a corner smacking her forehead.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 11:39     Subject: Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Wait. Is it seriously true that OP had the birthday party at a laser tag place but is griping about getting Nerf guns? That seems like close to the definition of crazy to me. I didn't read the other thread. Is OP crazy?

Anonymous
Post 12/15/2019 11:25     Subject: Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns
Anonymous wrote:The real danger here is the caloric intake of Costco pizza. That alone will kill kids before a nerf gun...or real gun.



LOL!!!