Anonymous wrote:Spanx for these laughs!!!

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Anonymous wrote:spanx owner, and, so ... i never thought it was a pee hole -- i thought it was for cooch air ventilation. like a small open window in an otherwise sweaty garment. im serious.

Valid.

I thought the same, today I met my soulmate on DCUM. I thought I was the only one so terrible at figuring out this inane stuff.

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Anonymous wrote:Could you just make the hole bigger? Easier to pee and more ventilation?

Thank you - I now need to check these out just to see the hole. I have only worn the shorter waisted ones.

No because it’s got like...flaps? Kind of borders? **racks brain for a word that is not lips**

Anonymous wrote:Could you just make the hole bigger? Easier to pee and more ventilation?

Thank you - I now need to check these out just to see the hole. I have only worn the shorter waisted ones.

Anonymous wrote:I had no idea Spanx had a pee hole. That’s what I get for buying cheap knockoffs from Target.

Anonymous wrote:Wearing spanx isn't about wearing clothes that are too clingy or a size too small. It's basically doing what a bra does for women with small breasts: keeping things properly positioned and minimizing bounce. True girdles are analogous to an underwire bra for a woman with 34G breasts. Spanx are like the wire-free lounging bras.

Most women would look so much better if they wore the proper foundations under their clothing. They can take the place of a slip, which very few women bother with anymore. Your clothing rests along your body better if there is something between the fabric and your skin. I wish more people could see their butts from behind when they go out of the house all free-form in a dress or skirt. I'm sure that people would make different fashion choices as a result. And wearing them doesn't mean you're fat. Only a drag queen with a male butt wouldn't benefit from them. It just means you have a woman's body with normal fat deposits in the right places. They sell them in XS for a reason.

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Anonymous wrote:spanx owner, and, so ... i never thought it was a pee hole -- i thought it was for cooch air ventilation. like a small open window in an otherwise sweaty garment. im serious.

Valid.

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Anonymous wrote:They are so not worth it. So uncomfortable and peeing is such a PIA. Can you just wear dress w/out the Spanx?

Agree. They are all awful. I would rather go commando than wear them

I was miserable every time I wore them--like my main memory of the events was how uncomfortable I was and how hard it was to get into/out of them to pee.

This sounds like my actual nightmare. I have a hair trigger bladder and the idea of being stuck with this chastity belt I can't get off in time to not pee all over myself - omg. It would make me feel anxious all night. Do they all come with Xanax I hope?!

Hence the pee hole! Easy access.

But this whole thread is about how it's not easy! I just am trying to imagine being wet and smelly and stuck in this spandex trap.

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Anonymous wrote:They are so not worth it. So uncomfortable and peeing is such a PIA. Can you just wear dress w/out the Spanx?

Agree. They are all awful. I would rather go commando than wear them

I was miserable every time I wore them--like my main memory of the events was how uncomfortable I was and how hard it was to get into/out of them to pee.

This sounds like my actual nightmare. I have a hair trigger bladder and the idea of being stuck with this chastity belt I can't get off in time to not pee all over myself - omg. It would make me feel anxious all night. Do they all come with Xanax I hope?!

Hence the pee hole! Easy access.

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Anonymous wrote:They are so not worth it. So uncomfortable and peeing is such a PIA. Can you just wear dress w/out the Spanx?

Agree. They are all awful. I would rather go commando than wear them

I was miserable every time I wore them--like my main memory of the events was how uncomfortable I was and how hard it was to get into/out of them to pee.

This sounds like my actual nightmare. I have a hair trigger bladder and the idea of being stuck with this chastity belt I can't get off in time to not pee all over myself - omg. It would make me feel anxious all night. Do they all come with Xanax I hope?!