Anonymous wrote:DD2 is, of course, a messy eater and bits of food end up on the floor. In the morning we eat oatmeal with a variety of toppings, including cacao nibs, which I love.
The other day DD walked up to me with a nib on her finger and says “mommy, it’s poop”. I said “no, that’s a cacao nib!” and popped it in my mouth.
It wasn’t a cacao nib.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I enjoy a certain protein bar every morning but they are expensive. My kids will waste them, want to taste them but spit them out or naw on the bar and ruin the coating but not actually eat it...total waste. So I've come to hiding in my master closet with my bar and coffee every morning for 10 min. I even look forward to it. Sometimes I realize for a second how pathetic it is but then remember how this is really the best solution! Anyone else have moments tha make you go "o wow this is a new low."?
It's pathetic bc you don't have enough authority to tell your kids that they are not allowed to eat your protein bars.
Seriously. Remind them that they waste the bars and offer them something else.
Yay you two PPs for trying to turn a light hearted post into some sanctimonious drivel. Do you feel better about yourselves now? Here’s a cookie for each of you.
I want a fancy bar...not a lame cookie.
Anonymous wrote:DD2 is, of course, a messy eater and bits of food end up on the floor. In the morning we eat oatmeal with a variety of toppings, including cacao nibs, which I love.
The other day DD walked up to me with a nib on her finger and says “mommy, it’s poop”. I said “no, that’s a cacao nib!” and popped it in my mouth.
It wasn’t a cacao nib.
Anonymous wrote:Our entire house is asleep by 8PM, including me and DH. I just cannot keep my eyes open much later! Never thought I'd see the day when staying up until 8:30PM was "late".
Anonymous wrote:DD2 is, of course, a messy eater and bits of food end up on the floor. In the morning we eat oatmeal with a variety of toppings, including cacao nibs, which I love.
The other day DD walked up to me with a nib on her finger and says “mommy, it’s poop”. I said “no, that’s a cacao nib!” and popped it in my mouth.
It wasn’t a cacao nib.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Having a kid sit on my lap while I poop
+1. And the kid was nursing. Multi tasking at its most inglorious![]()
Thanks for saying that! I was afraid I was the only one.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My baby had rsv and I put my mouth on his nose to suck the snot out. It made sense at the time, middle of the night and couldn't buy a nose Frida, he couldn't breathe, etc. But I've never told anyone that before
I’ve done this too.
Anonymous wrote:My baby had rsv and I put my mouth on his nose to suck the snot out. It made sense at the time, middle of the night and couldn't buy a nose Frida, he couldn't breathe, etc. But I've never told anyone that before